One record at a time: 64. Daft Punk - Discovery

The realisation that I bought the CD of "Discovery" over twenty years ago is quite sobering. In 2001 Daft Punk were in their ascendancy and electronic music was vanquishing the Britpop monster that had plagued us for too long. The CD was king and it was as convenient and robust a format as we could ever need. Nobody seemed to know how best to harness the internet and my "Daft Club" online membership card which was included with initial copies of the album went unused.

Today, everything is gone. The band have packed up, "Daft Club" is defunct and CDs no longer sell. The internet and streaming have swallowed everything and only a few of us are left clinging onto the life raft of physical media. Still, we have the music and the memories.

This is by far my favourite Daft Punk album and the only one I own on vinyl. I bought this double album in 2014 for about twenty pounds from eBay and it seems to be repressed at fairly regular intervals.

There are only two possible scenarios if you haven't come across opening track "One More Time" before. Firstly you could be deaf (and apologies if you are as I am not being facetious) or secondly you have spent the last twenty years living in a vacuum which was under a rock located in a soundproof cave (here I really am being facetious). The second track "Aerodynamic" is simply a series of arpeggios that have no right to be as entertaining as they are. "Digital Love" and "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" are the archetypal French house grooves that are so catchy they are impossible to resist. The pacing on this album is great as by the time the Linn Drum and disco sample madness of "Crescendolls" has beaten us into submission we are ready to take a break with the laid back vibes of "Nightvision". 

The pounding house is resurrected with "Superheroes" which slices up a Barry Manilow song into an annoying mess. A similar mash up recipe is used on "High Life" but it is only perfected with standout "Face To Face". My favourite track is "Voyager" which is slightly less sample driven and sounds like the band actually had a hand in writing the music rather than manipulating an Akai sampler. Elsewhere there are flashbacks to old school house, eighties pop and seventies funk which are all coated in Daft Punk's secret formula. Not a perfect album, but it has been refreshing to go back to real electronic music after listening to so many rock orientated efforts of late. 4/5

One record at a time: 63. Coldplay - Everyday Life

I bought "Everyday Life" when it was released in 2019 in the form of this double silver vinyl that came with a pin badge. On receipt of my purchase I downloaded the digital files and listened to them precisely once. I haven't listened to album since and the vinyl remains mint and unplayed.

Whilst reviewing Coldplay's previous album I had no idea what one of the tracks was supposed to be. Well, this is an album full of tracks that I have no idea what they are supposed to be.

I have listened to the digital files again for this post but I can find nothing worthy of comment and see no reason to ever open the vinyl. Absolutely nothing happens on this record and it is devoid of any interest for lovers of electronic music. You'll be unsurprised to hear I didn't buy follow up "Music of the Spheres". No more Coldplay for me. 0/5

One record at a time: 62. Coldplay - A Head Full of Dreams

Having quite enjoyed "Ghost Stories" I was left susceptible to the relentless promotion for the follow up album "A Head Full of Dreams" a year later.  As a result, I purchased this double, coloured, limited edition vinyl when it was released in 2015.

The title track is the opening cut and it is the usual high quality, uplifting anthem we have come to expect from Coldplay. They must have written this and sat back knowing they had an instant hit. "Birds" always sounds like its about to segue into "Don't Get Me Wrong" by The Pretenders and unfortunately I'm not a fan of either song. Beyoncé guests on the catchy "Hymn for the Weekend" which closes the first side of the record.

"Everglow" is one of those reflective and maudlin songs that doesn't have enough to interest me despite some electronic drums. Chris's ex-wife features on backing vocals for this track leading me to understand why some people criticise Coldplay as "bringing baggage" that distracts from the music.

Things kick up a gear with "Adventure of a Lifetime" which feels like a track where producers StarGate finally got to flex their muscles. "Fun" is an interesting track but I have no idea what "Kaleidoscope" is meant to be. "Army of One" sounds like StarGate were left alone with ProTools whilst the band went down to the pub - and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. The only other track of note is "Up&Up" which supposedly features Noel Gallagher on guitar. What Noel was able to contribute that Jon or a session musician couldn't muster I'm not sure. The annoying guitar solo at the end certainly sounds as irritating as Oasis, so maybe it was that. Three good songs do not an album make. 2/5

One record at a time: 61. Coldplay - Ghost Stories

Love them or loathe them, you can't ignore Coldplay. As I remember this album got quite a slating in the press when it was released. The review in The Quietus was so childish and scolding that I deleted their URL from my bookmarks and have never returned. This is not to say I am a massive Coldplay fan, but I won't dismiss an entire album just because some of the lyrics reference the breakdown of the singer's relationship.

This is the standard European 180g vinyl and, as an Optimal Media pressing, it sounds very good indeed. This is another purchase that stems from the beginning of an era when I stopped buying CDs in preference to vinyl. I have even resisted the temptation top buy a second hand CD of this album in a charity shop for £1 recently.

The first track "Always In My Head" is a nice atmospheric opening that sets the tone for the rest of the album. Whilst standout track "Magic" may have a driving electronic beat, it retains the dream pop feeling and is simply a great tune. "Ink" is a bit more disappointing and sounds like a reject from a Sting album. The next track features beats by Timbaland and an interval that I've heard elsewhere; but I quite can't place it. Still its better than appropriating a Kraftwerk melody. Side one finishes with "Midnight" which is quite a haunting track that slowly emerges from its crystallise into a beautiful piece of electronic music.

I regard the b-side of this album as a bit of a disappointment. "Another's Arms" has the first lyric that made me cringe a little and "Oceans" is an acoustic guitar driven song that, despite a sprinkling of electronica, doesn't ever really get started. The only real highlight on the flip side is the ubiquitous "A Sky Full of Stars". This songs has an anthemic chorus and despite being produced by Avici, it retains enough rock stylings to keep the mainstream happy. The last track is labelled as "O" on the sleeve and seems to be two songs, "Fly On" and "O" with two minutes of silence inserted between them. Despite a promising start, I always feel a little let down at the end of this album. If the second side was as good as the first, this would have been an amazing collection of songs. 3/5

One record at a time: 60. Cocteau Twins: Heaven Or Las Vegas

We move from one Scottish band to another. Whilst I have heard all of the Cocteau Twins' albums, this is the only one I consider worthy of purchase. 

Sometime back in the early 90's I was given a cassette of this album and I enjoyed it very much. My gift was an original copy and not just a blank C90 with the album recorded onto it (I would never condone home taping obviously *cough*), but unfortunately I lost it.

It's rather curious that I have no recollection of the exact circumstances under which I was given the tape and I have no idea how it fell out of my possession either. It is as if it came into my life, delivered its message and moved on. I like to think that cassette is now treasured by someone else; but I suspect it met a less satisfactory end.

In 2020 I had tired of only owning digital files of this album and I decided to purchase a nice new copy on vinyl. This was advertised as a remastered "HD audio" 180g vinyl that suggested it would be audiophile heaven. 

However, this record is more like audiophile hell. This is the noisiest new record I own and one of the worst pressings I have ever heard. The needle drop is one of the quieter elements of surface noise and there are constant crackles and random attacks of sibilance throughout playback. As the record spins I find myself repeatedly looking at the needle expecting to see a big ball of dust and debris clogging it up. Really I should have returned it, but my experience is that a replacement is likely to be just as bad. I've seen on Discogs that other owners have a much better experience and don't report any issues, but for me this record verges on unlistenable. I don't even understand what HD audio is outside of a home cinema or computer context. How can you have a HD vinyl?

Anyway, the music on this record is rather magical. Yes, I have an aversion to guitars, but Robin doesn't use them to create the typical rock sound. The guitars on these tracks are played cleverly and drenched in effects that transform them into expressive and imaginative instruments. The contention is that there is no synthesizer on this album and I dare say there is an element of truth in that. But make no mistake there are a lot of electronic sound sources and effects creating the same end result. I like the fact that there is no drummer in the band and they relied entirely on a drum machine and Robin's programming skills. There isn't a bad song on this album which makes it highly suited to vinyl: you don't feel the need to skip about. The only issue with the vinyl experience is this terrible pressing. 4/5 

One record at a time: 59. Chvrches - Screen Violence

Like its predecessor, I can't tell you what this album is called without looking it up. I feel that my interest in Chvrches reduces with each successive album and this may well be the last record of theirs I purchase.

This is a transparent blue 180g vinyl released in 2021. I pre-ordered this from the band's official store and it came with a signed postcard. Whilst I have listened to the digital files of this album, this record remains sealed and unheard.

The opening track "Asking For A Friend" is the first time I've heard Lauren's accent so prominently. I am not a fan of the affected Mid-Atlantic drawl some singers feel they need to adopt so it is great to hear someone singing in their own accent. The first few times I listened to this song it didn't make much impression but I appreciate it more with every listen. I am also relieved the band are producing themselves and they have returned to their own distinctive sound. The sheen of previous album "Love Is Dead" didn't suit their songs and the grittier production on offer here is much more fitting.

I'm fairly sure I've heard the next song "He Said She Said" on the radio, which is amazing as I don't listen to the radio and none of the music I like is played on mainstream stations any more. The lyrics on this track are quite affecting and serve as a reminder of how considered and well composed some of these songs are.

Guitars make a prominent appearance on "California" and whist the song has a good tune, I can't warm to it. Unfortunately the use of guitars continues on "Final Girl" which sounds like a traditional 'band in the room' recording. Only the breakbeat craziness of "Violent Delights" provides a distraction from this new and worrying direction. Whilst "How Not To Drown" features a vocal contribution by Robert Smith, he is a little under utilised and it sounds like his inclusion was a bit of an afterthought.

Having trawled through some guitar orientated songs, normal service resumes with "Good Girls" which almost sounds like Vince Clarke had a hand in it. "Lullabies" evolves from an unpromising start into a good track with elements that made me think of "Thieves Like Us". The final two tracks aren't to my taste and "Better If You Don't" must be referring to their increasing use of guitars. Still, even with guitars, this record is better than their last one. Maybe I will buy the next one after all. 3/5

One record at a time: 58. Chvrches - Love Is Dead

I'll admit I haven't listened to this record much. My principal excuse is that there was a lot new music around when this album came out and my attention was focussed elsewhere. I did intend on returning to it, but as I am faced with a constant stream of new music and a finite amount of free time, it is inevitable that some records won't get listened to. I may have skimmed through the digital files and added the best songs to a playlist, but I haven't sat down with the vinyl and actually devoted time to listening. Until now.

I bought this translucent blue edition in May 2018 and it came with a signed postcard. The quality of the sound reproduction is okay but does have some annoying surface noise here and there.

The difference in approach between this record and the bands first two albums is quite marked. I'm guessing this change is attributable to Adele's producer Greg Kurtsin coming on board and making things a bit more pop and chart focused. This approach isn't quite in step with the material and I prefer the traditional Chvrches self produced sound. I know Dave Stewart (the 'A' one from Eurythmics and not the keyboard player) was somehow involved in the sessions that led to this album, but I have no idea if anything he contributed remains on the record. He certainly doesn't get into the credits so I'm guessing the collaboration didn't work out and everything was ditched.

As you may expect, the first two tracks, "Graffiti" and "Get Out" are some of the best on the album, but they still fall short of the quality displayed on previous albums. "Forever" and "Never Say Die" are competent electronic pop songs but I refuse to listen to "My Enemy" as it makes my ears bleed. "Graves" has hints of New Order with its high bass guitar and pulsing synths but doesn't quite fulfil its potential. "God's Plan" is the statutory song with Martin's awful vocal and things meander along along until the final track "Wonderland" revives the Hooky style bass guitar. I now realise the other reason I haven't listened to this album: I don't like it much. 2/5