One record at a time: 368. Pet Shop Boys - Yes

I love "Yes" for a number of reasons. Firstly its release coincided with one of the happiest times in my life and hearing it brings back lots of great memories. The fact that this album was an unashamed celebration of pop and a return to form for the boys also adds to its appeal.

When the album was released in March 2009 a special box set containing eleven 12" singles was announced. There were to be only 300 copies with a promised delivery date of April 25th. I ordered it immediately.

When the delivery date came and went without a word I wrote a frustrated post on this blog and pondered when it might actually show up. As it turned out I didn't have to wait too long as my post was made on 25th of May and the box set was finally dispatched on 27th. You can read my verdict on it here. I also own two copies of the standard vinyl (which I seem to think was initially limited to 1000 copies) and the more recent remastered version from 2017.

The album begins with the lead single "Love etc." which was co-written by Pet Shop Boys with production team Xenomania. They chose Brian Higgins and Xenomania as they admired their work with Girls Aloud - which is as clear an indication of their intent to make a pop album as you can possibly get.

The first time I heard "Did You See Me Coming?" I was very impressed by it and the bassline in particular caught my attention. In fact, rich basslines are a consistent feature of this album with songs like "The Way It Used To Be" and "All Over The World" being especially impressive. Other favourites of mine are "Pandemonium" and "More Than A Dream" which are great pop songs with lush production. There are no duff tracks on this record but I have never been a big fan of "Building a Wall" or closing number "Legacy" and it is no coincidence that these are the least upbeat and positive songs on the album.

There's no doubt this album was a triumphant return and in my mind it was the final piece of the puzzle that qualified them for national treasure status and a Brit award for outstanding contribution to music. 4/5

One record at a time: 344. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - The Punishment of Luxury

Here we have the box set of "The Punishment of Luxury" that featured an exclusive transparent red LP alongside a couple of CDs and a DVD. 

By the time this album came around in 2017 it felt like OMD had settled into a natural cadence of releasing and touring new material every 3-4 years. Since reforming in 2006 the band had also begun to move to an increasingly electronic sound and this record moves us a step further down that road.

If I had to guess I would say that Paul and Andy's favourite Kraftwerk album is "The Man Machine" as this record borrows from every motif, riff and beat on that seminal masterpiece. In fact, you could argue that OMD were carrying the flag for the Düsseldorf electro pioneers at this point as they were the only artists left producing pure electro-pop with commercial appeal.

The title track that opens proceedings is an attack on the vacuous pop culture and social media nonsense some people seem to fill their lives with. The second song "Isotype" is quite different lyrically as it is an ode to the International System of Typographic Picture Education, but both tracks are firmly rooted in the same electronic soil. The magnificent "What Have We Done" is less charged and makes for a nice change of pace, but you can still hear the electronic sensibilities straining to burst out. Honourable mentions must also go to "The View From Here" and the marvellous "One More Time" which are great songs with clear and precise production.

Aside from these highlights there is a series of shorter and largely instrumental tracks that tackle subjects such as art history, machine guns and industrialisation. There's an unexpected expletive amongst the synths of  "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and only "Robot Man" stands out for all the wrong reasons.

This is a record of almost unadulterated synth heaven where only the occasional blast of bass guitar is allowed to peek through the digital sheen. Whilst this sleek version of Kraftwerk does sound very good, it is a step away from the traditional sound of OMD. As much as I love the electronic nature of this music, it might have benefited from being dialled back a tiny bit to reveal some of the grit below the surface.  4/5

One record at a time: 342. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - History of Modern

What better way to celebrate three years of working through my record collection than with an album titled "History of Modern"?

Andy and Paul reformed Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark in 2006 and released this album four years later. Originally I bought the box set that included a double LP with a unique sleeve, but more recently I have purchased the 2023 reissue on white vinyl too.

The tracks included here are a mixture of previously discarded material and some new songs of varying merit. Of the older material "Sister Mary Says" is purported to have been composed in 1981 and there is a tacit suggestion it shares some of its DNA with "Enola Gay". The song sounds nothing like its illustrious predecessor and isn't really close to the quality the band used to generate; but it is a fair effort nonetheless. The single "If You Want It" is a leftover from Andy's work with Atomic Kitten and is another well executed if uninspiring song. The only tracks that really don't deserve to be on the record are "Sometimes" and the terrible "Pulse" which drag the overall quality of the record down quite steeply.

My favourite moments are "The Right Side?" and "Green" which sound like they had a much greater input from Paul Humphreys. There's a fantastic love song to four German middle aged men in the form of "RFWK" and the title track has an infectious melody. When I went to see them play on the tour that accompanied this record, it felt like there was a new energy in the air. This record is far from perfect, but it did help solidify relationships in the band and gave sufficient encouragement for them to continue to expand their oeuvre. 3/5

One record at a time: 292. Gary Numan - Living Ornaments '79 and '80

"Living Ornaments" '79 and '80 were two live albums released by Gary Numan in 1980. Whilst both records could be bought individually, they were also released in a 'limited edition' box set that collected both discs together. As you can see I own the box set and an individual copy of  the '79 album. I think this is because I initially assumed the box set would be hard to find and decided to collect the albums singularly. However, I soon stumbled across a good condition box set at a reasonable price and the single '79 record I had purchased became redundant. 

The '79 disc kicks off with the impressive instrumental "Airlane" before Numan takes the stage for a rather brisk version of the monster single "Cars". Numan dismissively introduces "We Are So Fragile" as "an old b-side" before the band once again light the blue touch paper and go off like a rocket. These recording were made in the days before click tracks and the band must have relied solely on the rhythm section to dictate the speed of the performance. Drummer Ced Sharpley somehow manages to faithfully recreate the distinctive beat of "Films" and the band follow his lead with a faultless performance. There's an older Tubeway Army song "Something's In The House" which reminds us that Numan had already released three albums by the time he embarked on his sell out tour of the nation.

The slightly ponderous "This Wreckage" opens the second disc but it receives a rapturous reception from the crowd. We rattle through a slew of solo and Tubeway Army material before we reach the fantastic "Remind Me To Smile" which sounds really good once it gets going. The '80 disc fills in the holes by including "Are Friends Electric?" and other high profile material that was omitted from the first album. Whilst the prospect of sitting and listening to both albums back to back feels a little like overkill, they feature some good performances that are easily digestible when consumed singularly. 3/5

A forgotten gem

Five years ago I wrote a post about the remix 12" of "Inside Out" by Electribe 101. In my missive I complained this record seemed to have been miss-pressed as it had glitches, pops and all manner of background noise that ruined one of the best records the band released.

So imagine my excitement when lead singer Billie Ray-Martin announced the release of a four CD box set of parent album "Electribal Memories" that included the "MCM Mix" of Inside Out - my prayers had finally been answered. 

I did actually succeed in creating my own recording of the track with all of the artefacts edited out, but it took many weeks and I was never one hundred percent happy with it - but in the absence of the mix ever being released digitally, it was the best I was going to get.

So now I own a pristine digital recording of the mix and I only had to wait thirty four years. Patience is a virtue.

One record at a time: 274. Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

One day in November 1991, as I stood in the queue for the till at HMV, the guy in front of me said to his friend, "I really like that song at number 35 called "Sin'". It's really electronic". Upon hearing this I decided to leave the queue to investigate further. I'd never heard of Nine Inch Nails, but the sleek black digipak and gloss printed artwork of the single intrigued me. So, "Sin" came home with me and I've been a fan of Trent Reznor ever since.

Here I am going to be playing the 2010 remastered double vinyl of Trent's debut album which includes the b-side "Get Down Make Love". I also own the Halo I-IV box set from 2015 which includes a single disc version of the original master of the album. 

Having only heard one track when I bought the CD back in 1991, I wasn't sure what to expect from the rest of the album. However, opening track "Head Like a Hole" soon allayed any fears that "Sin" might have just been a flash in the pan. There's something about the lyrics on this song that have always fascinated me and the couplet "Bow down before the one you serve, You're going to get what you deserve" always appealed to my teenage angst. I can still remember finding the 10" and 12" singles of this in Our Price and being captivated by the artwork and different remixes they contained.

After the guitars and aggressive noise of the first track, we segue into the sparse metallic rhythms of "Terrible Lie". As the song progresses we hear various synth patches and samples that are cleverly woven around Trent's suitably angry vocal by producer Flood. The next song is actually a remix called "Down In It (Skin)" that builds on Trent's much sparser demo that was originally scheduled to be included on the album. Whilst "Sanctified" is probably the most dated track on this record it is such an atmospheric composition that it is able to transcend its slightly anachronistic execution. 

Things slow down for "Something I Can Never Have" which is a brooding piece driven by piano and Trent's amazing lyrics. My only slight gripe with this song is that there isn't quite enough going on to justify a six minute run time, but it is still an amazing piece of work. There's a slightly mischievous air to "Kinda I Want To" but it remains unclear what the protagonist wants to do or to whom. I read recently that Trent remains unsatisfied with this song and it is one of his least favourite creations. Next up is the excellent "Sin" but the version on the album is a better mix than the Adrian Sherwood version on the CD single.

The transitions of "That's What I Get" don't work for me and the song sounds a bit of a mess until we hit the raucous, and repetitive coda. "The Only Time" is probably my least favourite track on the album but it does feature the immortal line: "the devil wants to f**k me in the back of his car" that used to cause so much amusement to my teenage friends. One of my favourite tracks is the closing song "Ringfinger". Things initially sound almost like a synth-pop anthem (all be it a rather sinister one) before the twisted chorus turns things on their head. After about four minutes there's an injection of pace that ensures the main album goes out on a high of rattling synths, distorted guitars and samples. The 2010 version then plays Trent's cover version of "Get Down Make Love" that was originally the b-side to "Sin". Personally I'm not totally enamoured with this track and regard it as superfluous to the main album. 4/5

One record at a time: 231. La Roux - Trouble In Paradise

As I enjoyed La Roux's eponymously titled debut album, I decided to pre-order the box set of the much delayed follow up "Trouble In Paradise". As well as the vinyl there was a signed CD, a code to redeem mp3 files and a T shirt. The original specification for the box set included nine (yes, nine) matchboxes, but unsurprisingly these were swapped out for a signed and numbered lithographic print instead. The box has unique artwork and is individually numbered. I was really looking forward to receiving it.

However, when the box set arrived in July 2014 I was left rather disappointed. It seems trouble doesn't only occur in paradise; it happens on vinyl too. There's no other way of saying it, but, this album isn't very good. 

I think it is fair to say that the success of the first album brought considerable pressure on band members Ellie and Ben. This pressure culminated in a split that meant La Roux was a solo project by the time this record was released. The break up of the group was in part due to Ellie's desire to introduce acoustic instruments and lean towards a more funk and disco influenced sound for the second outing. Unfortunately this change of direction didn't suit Ben and it seemed to leave many fans behind too. I went to a concert on the tour that supported this album and the contrast between the old material and the new was quite stark when they were laid side by side.

Everything on this album could be described as "mid". It's definitely not terrible, but equally it has no spark, no hook and no magic. "Uptight Downtown" has some nice touches and "Kiss and Not Tell" is close to the sound of the first album, but songs like "Tropical Chancer" are too repetitive and "Sexotheque" is just nonsense. I knew not to expect a repeat of the first album, but I don't think I was prepared for something as troubled as this. 2/5

One record at a time: 211. Jean Michel Jarre - Planet Jarre

I knew I had a lot of Jean Michel Jarre records, but I'm beginning to think I might never reach the end of them. This feeling is caused, in part, by the fact that I' don't enjoy his more recent material. I've posted before about the inexorable decline in the quality of Jarre's output and with every step away from his eighties pomp, things move further away from the things I enjoy. 

Happily this "50 years of music" compilation box set brings together the cream of Jarre's output and might serve to remind me why I was such a fan in the first place. 

This is a four disc set where the tracks are divided into "Soundscapes", "Themes", "Sequences" and "Explorations and Early Works". 

"Soundscapes" presents a largely predictable selection of nine of Jarre's more minimalist tracks from albums such as "Waiting For Cousteau", "Equinoxe" and two selections from "Oxygene 3". There are a few edits and tweaks but this material is largely faithful to that heard on the parent albums.

To my eternal surprise the "Themes" disc doesn't start with "Oxygene Part IV" but rather goes for the second part of "Industrial Revolution". Whilst all of the familiar tracks are contained on this disc, there are some surprises as "Zoolookologie", "Magnetic Fields 2", "Rendez-Vous 4" and "Chronology 4" are all presented as new remixed versions. The mastering on the beginning of "Equinoxe Part IV" is very strange to my ears as it is over compressed and sounds like it is in mono, but this seems to resolve when the main theme begins.

"Sequences" kicks off with a new track called "Coachella Opening" that would go on to be included on the "Equinoxe Infinity" album later in the same year as "The Opening (Movement 8)". The fantastic "Arpegiator", new track "Hebalizer" and "Equinoxe Part VII" are the standout tracks on this disc with "Oxygene 8" also given a new mix for the occasion. Less satisfactory is the Edward Snowden collaboration "Exit" and the mix of "Revolution, Revolutions" is pretty dire compared to the original album mix from 1988.

Collectors and Jarre fanatics would probably have been most pleased to see a "Explorations and Early Works" disc that saw the first release of "AOR Bleu" and a "demo" of "Music For Supermarkets Part 1". The remainder of the disc was taken up with material already released on the "Rarities" compilation (which probably explains why the "Essentials and Rarities" collection hasn't been repressed).4/5

One record at a time: 210. Jean MIchel Jarre - Oxygene 3

Jarre was inspired to revisit "Oxygene" in 1997 by Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells II". Just like Oldfield, Jarre went back for a third bite of the cherry and ended up creating an album that was so far removed from the original it doesn't live up to its name.

Unlike its predecessors, this album isn't driven by melodies or themes; it is largely based on a series of grooves. In itself this approach isn't a bad idea, but the title of the album sets a different expectation that the record can never fulfil.

Opening track "Part 14" is a good piece of electronic music, but doesn't really catch the ear in any meaningful way. The iconic Eminent Strings introduce "Part 15" but even the resurrected Korg Mini Pops 7 sounds a bit flat and lifeless. "Part 16" is more of the same with a sequenced bassline and a four-on-the-floor kick drum, but there's not much else here in terms of ideas.

My favourite piece is "Part 17" as it is the first time we hear a lead line and a tune. "Part 18" has a dreamlike quality but isn't given enough time to expand and breathe. So many tracks on this album are overly long and it seems a real shame that an interesting idea isn't afforded the same space. "Part 19" is a bit like a trance song without a rhythm track and doesn't really hit the mark. The finale is "Part 20" which tries to be epic with its building chord progression and eight minute runtime, but in truth the time would have been better spent on "Part 18".  As an album of electronic music, this is a good effort, but ultimately it can't live up to its name. 2.5/5

One record at a time: 208. Jean Michel Jarre - Electronica 1 - The Time Machine

I posted about this album when it was released in 2015 so I have rehashed the post rather than reinvent the wheel.

For this collaboration album, Jarre stated he chose artists that have influenced him and who have helped shape the face of electronic music. On examining the list of collaborators my first thought was "Vangelis turned him down", closely followed by "I bet he didn't even bother asking Kraftwerk".

Only a handful of the tracks actually succeed in conveying the styles of the contributing parties and remain entertaining. "A Question of Blood" sounds like classic Carpenter and you can spot the aural DNA of Vince Clarke all over "Automatic". "Zero Gravity" is exactly what you would expect of a Jarre / Tangerine Dream collaboration and "Stardust" with Armin van Buuren is an undoubted success. For me the standout track has to be "If...!" with Little Boots; a truly sublime slice of pop electronica.

Less successful tracks are those recorded with people whose links with electronic music are more tenuous (or dare I even say none existent).  "Train and the River", a collaboration with the pianist Lang Lang is dull beyond belief. I can't even begin to describe how bad Pete Townshend's vocals are on the track "Travelator Part 2". Everything else on the album is just middling. 3/5

One record at a time: 205. Jean Michel Jarre - Oxygene 7-13

In 1997 Jarre was inspired to create a follow up to his original masterwork by Mike Oldfield's successful "Tubular Bells II" project. Much like Oldfield, Jarre chose to rework some of the leitmotifs from the original album and give them a more contemporary sheen. Even Michel Granger's sleeve painting gets an update.

The original pressing of "Oxygene 7-13" is pretty rare so I will have to make do with the version included in the "Oxygene Trilogy" box set from 2016. Unlike the original, this vinyl is transparent and has the new title of "Oxygene 2".

For the first time Jarre dispenses with the "Part" monicker and this album opens with a piece simply titled "Oxygene 7". I can only describe the opening theme as being vaguely reminiscent of "Part IV" slowed to half time. The whole track is held together by a rolling bassline and analogue drums with flashes of Mellotron stings to provide colour. After about seven minutes the incessant bassline finally withdraws as the main theme is resurrected against the sound of pouring rain. For the final movement Jarre creates something that wouldn't have sounded out of place on "Equinoxe" with its ambient textures and wailing ARP 2600.

Next we segue into one of the other main melodic pieces on the album "Part 8". This song was the lead single from the album and was remixed to death by a plethora of uninspiring dance acts. Whilst I like the song, there is no doubt it was heavily influenced by dance music and not a continuation of the original "Oxygene". Part of the problem for me has always been that this album sounds too busy. In 1976 Jarre only had an eight track tape machine and a small selection of synthesizers. By 1997 he had no such restrictions and, as he acknowledged, "The lack of limitations is very dangerous."

There is a less gracious segue into "Part 9" which features the Eminent 310 Unique strings playing underneath various melodic components that finally give way to a tune played on a patch we first heard on "Oxygene Part 1". I'm not sure if we are supposed to assume the melody of this song is played on a Theremin or not. Jarre was a bit obsessed by the Theremin at this point in time and would unveil it at concerts and appearances as if he were the first to discover it. Having seen Jarre attempt to play the instrument on the tour that accompanied this album, I'm inclined to think that this more polished performance is played on a synthesiser. On the original "Oxygene" this sound was played on a ARP 2600, and having been duped by Jarre's subterfuge on so many occasions previously, I'm inclined to think there is no Theremin on this record.

The last single from the album was "Part 10" which continues to use the wail patch that may (or may not) be from a Theremin, alongside dance influenced beats and various melodic elements. Much like "Oxygene 8" this track was handed to various contemporary artists for them to remix but only "Sash!" came out of the process with any dignity.

"Oxygene 11" is an attempt to recapture the excitement of the second movement of "Oxygene Part V" but it is only partially successful. After five minutes of churning arpeggiator sequences the song peters out and "Part 12" begins. Rather than waste a good tune Jarre resurrects the melody of "Oxygene 7" and plays it as an arpeggiated sequence as the special effects sweep around us. Things slow in tempo for "Oxygene 13" which sees the Eminent strings rolled out once again in attempt to provide a successor to "Oxygene Part VI". Whilst this isn't a bad ending, it's not at the same level as the original. Which is a statement that can be applied to the whole album really. 3/5

One record at a time: 187. Japan - Quiet Life

I bought a copy of the remastered red vinyl of this album in 2021. I'm not sure where I ordered the record from but I suspect it would have cost over £20. I was content with this until Amazon started selling the "Deluxe Edition" which included an LP, three CDs and a book for £25 a few weeks later. So now I own both versions.

The title track that begins this album is a pulsating mix of analogue synths and the superlative rhythm section of Steve Jansen and Mick Karn. As David Sylvian begins to croon in his distinctive lilt it's hard to imagine a song that sounds any more eighties. Which is a stupid statement as this album was recorded and released in 1979.

The second track "Fall In Love With Me" is less conventional and is probably a more accurate reflection of the 'true' sound of Japan. As Karn's fretless bass twists and slurs along you can't help but wonder at his genius.

"Despair" is a suitably maudlin number that sees David singing in French alongside an analogue beatbox. The last track on side one is "In Vogue" which has a distinctive electric piano motif and some great bass but little else to recommend it.

Side two opens with "Halloween" which features more of the drums, fretless bass and sax combination that has gone before. As the album progresses the amount of synthesiser recedes and the tracks become less interesting as a result. The cover of "All Tomorrow's Parties" is a suitably dreamy glide but Barbieri's synth work is pushed to the back of the mix. By the time "Alien" and the final track "The Other Side of Love" come around the synths have been replaced by an orchestra and things just peter out. 

I've seen this album described as "synth based" but in reality the synths are just a garnish; a little sprinkling of fairy dust to augment the traditional rock band. Still, there is something about the totality of this album and its palette of sound that is very impressive. 3/5

One record at a time: 180. The Human League - Hysteria

And so we come to the "difficult second album" that isn't a second album. I own two copies of "Hysteria" on vinyl: an original UK pressing and the yellow version from "The Virgin Years" box set.

Following the success of "Dare" The Human League were under considerable pressure to produce another hit album. This pressure seemed to lead to the band locking themselves up in AIR studios and doing little but argue for months on end. There is one, possibly apocryphal tale, that the band were so stymied they spend a whole week just auditioning kick drum sounds.

For some reason the band decided they didn't want to repeat the successful formula that led to "Dare" and dispensed with the services of Martin Rushent. The first producer to be drafted in was Chris Thomas but for various reasons he left the project half way through. It was left to Hugh Padgham to take the half finished multi-tracks and a dysfunctional band and make a record. Yet both Thomas and Padgham are most famous for working with rock acts and their involvement has always struck me as a mismatch. With such a problematic gestation, it is no wonder the end product was so disappointing.

The opening track "I'm Coming Back" has a whiff of "Don't You Want Me" in the chorus but it is far less successful than its illustrious predecessor. The faltering nature of this record is best illustrated by "I Love You Too Much" which was originally produced by Martin Rushent and released on the North American album "Fascination!" The version presented here retains Rushent's original Linn LM1 programming but dispenses with the electronic percussion and churning synths and replaces them with a maudlin pad sound. I can only describe the approach as an "audio smear" which robs the songs of its dynamics and makes it less engaging. 

If using rock producers weren't incongruous enough, the band now decide to cover seventies funk song "Rock Me Again & Again & Again (6 times)". There have been several occasions when Philip has tried to record with an American funk/soul affectation and it turns out badly every time. The whole thing is just an auditory car crash.

The single "Louise" sounds a bit sparse but there is enough melody to carry it along. The big hit single "The Lebanon" is a pulsing composition that uses the Lebanese civil war as its subject matter. I read somewhere that the bass guitar on this track was sampled into various AMS DMX units and triggered manually; an indication of how over thought this album was. Yet, as Phil was using a Synclavier II at the time of this album, I think it much more likely that this was used.

The second side kicks off with "Betrayed" which sounds naive and a bit like someone doing an impression of The Human League rather than the band themselves. I'm sure there is a good song somewhere within "The Sign" but the execution is so bad it's hard to tell. "So Hurt" is another limp pop song propped up by Ian Burden's bass and the familiar Linn drum machine. History tells us the drum programming for single "Life On Your Own" took a whole week and whilst there are lots of other nice touches that make this an entertaining track, you can't help think it was a little overthought. The final track "Don't You Know I Want You" is a fittingly disappointing finale that only serves to show off the presets in their new Yamaha DX7 .2/5

One record at a time: 170. Heaven 17 - Before After

After a nine year hiatus, Heaven 17 returned with "Before After" in 2005. This album proved to be Ian's last involvement with the group and he left soon after it was released. The version I am playing here is the coloured vinyl from the "Another Big Idea" box set from 2020.

The album gets off to a promising start with the energetic "I'm Gonna Make You Fall In Love With Me". Second track "Hand Up To Heaven" is well produced, but its too melancholy to be the uplifting dance anthem it aspires to be. The CD version of the "Another Big Idea" box set has 17 edits and remixes of these two songs but none really hit the mark.

The retro synth style of "The Way It Is" is entertaining but the backing vocals become too dominant. There are some great beats on "Freedom From Love" and Glenn's baritone is given room to breathe. There's an ill advised cover of rock classic "Don't Fear The Reaper" which comes replete with outdated plastic Korg M1 house piano. Don't get me wrong, this isn't a bad effort, but it lacks zest.

After all of this disappointment we are greeted with what is probably the best thing Heaven 17 have ever recorded, "Into the Blue". I love this track so much I wrote a post about it ten years ago. There is a surprising amount of guitar here but it somehow suits the mood perfectly. I can't place my finger on why I love this song so much, but it has always been a firm favourite..

Whilst the next track "Deeper and Deeper" has a great groove and some great melodic ideas it sounds dated. Next up is an embarrassing copy of "Gangsta's Paradise" called "What Would It Take" which is pretty awful. The next track "Someone for Real" represents the low water mark and you get the impression the band had run out of ideas by this point. Things improve with the final track "Are You Ready?" which is yet another competent stab at nineties dance music released ten years too late. 3/5

One record at a time: 166. Heaven 17 - Teddy Bear, Duke and Psycho

I'll be clear and say that I only own this album on vinyl because it was included in the "Play to Win" box set. This album comes from a time when Heaven 17 had completely lost their way and were about to be dropped by Virgin Records.

The terrible title (which reflects the band member's nicknames) matches the disappointing photography and the lacklustre music. The songs are yet another attempt to amalgamate R&B and Soul with pop music but emerge as bland 'composition by numbers'. 

The first three tracks, "Big Square People", "Don't Stop for No One" and "Snake and Two People" are well produced and have some pleasing melodies. 

The standout track is undoubtedly "Train of Love in Motion" which chugs along nicely. Personally I'm not a fan of the other single released from the album "The Ballad of Go Go Brown" as the lyrics are a little contrite and the idea of harmonica on a Heaven 17 track is an anathema to me. The other tracks are unremarkable and devoid of any melodic elements.

To me, this album represents rock bottom for Heaven 17. Out of ideas and having betrayed their roots, the band went on hiatus following this effort. It took eight years for the band to recover from this and release another album but you could argue they were never the same again. 2/5

One record at a time: 6. Air - Twentyears

So, we come to record number six in my collection, the <ahem> unforgettable "Twentyears" by Air. As you may have noticed I am trying to work my way through my record collection in alphabetical order by artist; so coming back to the letter 'a' after over eighty entries is a bit of a cock up.

For some reason I keep box sets on different shelves to the rest of my collection and whilst I've had my eye on them to ensure I don't forget Enigma "The Complete Studioalbum Collection" (sic), I have completely overlooked this one.

"Twentyears" is a 'career defining' compilation album that was released on a variety of formats, including the three CD and double vinyl box set I am looking at today. In keeping with process I'm just going to play the vinyl today.

The first track "La Femme D'Argent" is taken from their classic debut album "Moon Safari". This song is a fantastic, laid back instrumental beamed to us from 1976. You can smell the flares and handlebar moustaches as Jean-Benoît teases licks and trills from the Rhodes piano.

I think must have already stated on this blog that the next track, "Cherry Blossom Girl" is a masterpiece, but it doesn't hurt to reiterate this and assert that no compilation album for Air would be complete without it. Another of my favourite tracks "Kelly Watch The Stars" features Solina synths stings, vocoder vocals and a Minimoog bassline - what's not to like!? At this stage, such an embarrassment of riches means I am beginning to think that this could be the best compilation album ever. However, things go a bit awry with "Playground Love" and "Sexy Boy" which aren't really to my taste. In fact, I hate "Sexy Boy". I have hated it since the first day I heard it wafting out the window of a student house sometime in 1998. I like a lot of Air's music but that one song really annoys me and I don't listen to it. So I've skipped it.

The Rhodes piano is wheeled out again for "All I Need" which is complimented by the etherial vocal talent of Beth Hirsch. The advert friendly "Alpha Beta Gaga" is presented as the "Single Edit" which unfortunately trims a minute and a half from the running time. If running time was a concern I would have suggested they jettison one of the less successful tracks (read awful) such as "How Does It Make You Feel?" rather than chopping up a good one.

Next up is the best song from the "Pocket Symphony" album, "Once Upon a Time". This is a dreamy piano driven song that Air always seemed to excel in delivering. I find "Alone In Kyoto" mesmerising and consider it one of their finest works. "Talisman" uses the same recipe as "La Femme D'Argent" but isn't nearly as good. "Run" is undoubtedly excellent and closing track "Le Soleil Est Près De Moi" is as relaxed and chilled a track as you could ever expect to hear.

Having reached the end, I am left a little bemused by this compilation. There is no track from the "Love 2" album and "Mer du Japon" should be on any and every Air compilation. The inclusion of the frankly awful "How Does It Make You Feel?" in preference to the tolerable "Don't Be Light" from the same album is mystifying. 3/5

Jarre Electronica Part 1

With the advent of "Electronica1: The Time Machine", Jean Michel Jarre has finally returned to releasing new material. Effectively Jarre has been in the creative wilderness since 1997, so it's unsurprising he has chosen to create an album of collaborations.

Jarre states he has chosen artists that have influenced him and who have helped shape the face of electronic music. On examining the list of collaborators my first thought was "Vangelis turned him down", closely followed by "I bet he didn't even bother asking Kraftwerk". It's possible that Fuck Buttons are only there as Richard James was busy washing his hair and Lang Lang only got a look in as the record company thought it would look good for the far eastern market. I have never heard of M83 or Gesaffelstein and how a dinosaur like Pete Townshend ends up on a Jarre record is beyond my powers of explanation. Otherwise, great choices for collaborations!

Only a handful of the tracks actually succeed in conveying the styles of the contributing parties and remain entertaining. "A Question of Blood" sounds like classic Carpenter and you can spot the aural DNA of Vince Clarke all over "Automatic". "Zero Gravity" is exactly what you would expect of a Jarre / Tangerine Dream collaboration and "Stardust" with Armin van Buuren is an undoubted success. For me the standout track has to be "If...!" with Little Boots; a truly sublime slice of pop electronica.

Less successful tracks are those recorded with people whose links with electronic music are more tenuous (or dare I even say none existent).  "Train and the River", a collaboration with the pianist Lang Lang is dull beyond belief. I can't even begin to describe how bad Pete Townshend's vocals are on the track "Travelator Part 2". Everything else on the album is just middling.

Electronica is being released in a variety of formats. I opted for the "Fan Box" which is effectively a box with the CD/Vinyl and some MP3 codes. The Limited edition £180 (total price £215 by the time part 2 is released next year) deluxe box set is limited to 1000 signed copies and has still not sold out - an indication that even die hard Jarre fans don't think that Electronica has quite hit the mark.

Pet Shop Boys - Electric Box

It's that time of year again when I pay through the nose for a massively over priced Pet Shop Boys box set. "The Electric Box" is a limited edition of 350 signed copies that sold for an eye watering £500 each. Not only was it extortionately expensive, it was also 2 months later than promised (seemingly routine for Vinyl Factory releases) and massively disappointing. So lets see what £500 gets you...

The box was delayed for an additional 2 days thanks to DHL, but it was at least intact

Inside was a second box with the warning "PLEASE OPEN WITH EXTREME CARE" Gulp...

Once inside, a pair of white cotton gloves and instructions on how to assemble your box set are seen

Under this there is a folded piece of paper with the credits, an envelope with 5 PVC sleeves and the vinyl records

Then there is the gaudy perspex box which is almost identical to the one from the "Yes" box set but is transparent and has grooves inside to hold the records in place.

 

The coloured12" singles are shipped in 'transport' sleeves and are intended to be placed in the transparent PVC sleeves and then slotted into the box (hence the cotton gloves). One of the records is single sided and is signed and numbered on the label.

However, you wont be seeing my box assembled anytime soon. The PVC sleeves are not actually big enough to hold the records comfortably. To get the records into them involves a great deal of praying and squeezing. The vinyl makes horrible noises as the edges are dragged against the PVC to the extent that I thought "This cost £500; I'm not risking breaking it" and gave up on the first 12". For a product so delayed, one would think they would be able to create sleeves big enough to hold the records.

My confidence wasn't boosted by the fact that the instructions were taped to the top of the box with double sided sticky tape. This tape was applied in a very haphazard fashion and was stuck to the box, the envelope containing the sleeves and the records themselves. The whole idea of having to provide assembly instructions on a £500 box set seems like a complete anathema to me (The Vinyl Factory "hand craft" it and then I have to assemble it myself?) but to then stick tape all over the contents seems crazy.

The piece of paper with the credits feels like an after thought and adds nothing. It looks like it was rushed out on an inkjet printer and is superfluous. The whole package leaves you a bit underwhelmed: it just doesn't seem special enough when you consider the price. However, I shouldn't rush to judgement as I haven't even seen it put together. Maybe I should grow a pair and actually put it together before I condemn it too heavily.

I would never try to justify this purchase in terms of value for money. I have bought it as a collector, I feel a compulsion to own it. Nobody put a gun against my head and made me buy it. But as an object, it is rather disappointing; especially when compared to one of its predecessors. Not only was the "Yes" box set £200 cheaper, it contained exclusive mixes, signed artwork, was packaged in a much more stylish box and had over double the amount of vinyl. I never really fell in love with any of these box sets, but the original "Yes" set is much more special and now feels like a bargain when compared to "The Electric Box".

Erasure for Christmas?

When I found out Erasure were recording a Christmas album, I have to admit, I wasn’t very excited. In fact I was anticipating it being as bad as “Other People’s Songs”. Yet, as a sucker for a limited edition (I even subscribe to @sdedition twitter feed) I couldn’t help but order the deluxe box set of “Snow Globe” and boy am I glad I did. Not only is the box set one of the most thoughtful I’ve ever bought but the music is quite brilliant.

Firstly we should look at the music. Why does (what on paper) looks a terrible concept, work so well in execution? Well firstly Andy has truly found his inner choir boy. Tracks like “Silent Night” and “Silver Bells” work specifically because Andy sings them so well. Vince’s sparse arrangements seem to extenuate the beauty of the vocals yet remain imaginative and unique. Christmas related music makes up 75% of the album with the remainder taken up by fantastic new tracks such as “Loving Man” and “There’ll be no Tomorrow”. From first listen this album was good enough to even make this Scrooge feel Christmassy in November. The box set also features a second disc with remixes, acoustic versions and oddities plus a  third disc with a 'Radio Show'.

As you might expect, the 3000 box sets were only available for pre-order and are sold out. 

 

The remastered CD isn't quite in crisis yet, not with Crises anyway

Crises by Mike Oldfield has always been one of my favourite albums. As a fan of the sound of the Fairlight CMI and eighties music in general, the twenty minute title cut really has everything for me. The second side opens with the hit single ‘Moonlight Shadow’ and the Jon Anderson collaboration ‘In High Places’. Nobody needs pretend ‘Foreign Affair’ is anything other than filler but the intricacies of ‘Taurus 3’ soon banish it. Proceedings close with Oldfield’s take on "heavy metal" in ‘Shadow on the wall’ which features some of co-producer Simon Philips best drumming (gated snares and all!!).

The new deluxe and super deluxe editions take the original 1983 masters and see them baked one last time for mixing in pro tools. The new masters are obviously louder but seem to offer more stereo separation without losing too much of the dynamics. It’s a good job and these tend to be few and far between in the loudness wars.

 

The 5 disc ‘super deluxe’ box set is a lesson in how to make a great reissue. Other record companies should take note (EMI I’m looking you squarely in the eye here, the ‘Electronic’ reissue was a complete shambles). The fact that Oldfield himself has completed the new 5.1 surround mixes and seems to have generally been involved in the project is telling. This is a considered and worthy re-release of a great album.