One record at a time: 29. Blancmange - Believe You Me

The last Blancmange LP in my collection is my favourite by the band, "Believe You Me". Like its predecessor, "Mange Tout" I own the 2015 double album and the original pressing. For this post we will stick with the original.

This record has one of those annoying picture labels that gives you no indication if it is the A or B side. You have to flip it over and decipher tiny cryptic clues as to which side is which. I hate that. My copy also has a price sticker from WH Smith telling us it cost £6.29 when new - a bargain.

The first track "Lose Your Love" is a catchy pop song that is expertly produced by Stewart Levine. Given Neil's penchant for quirky lyrics, I sometimes find it hard to adjust my brain when I hear him singing more conventionally. I'm not sure if the intention was to produce a more commercial track but it certainly sounds different to others on here. Next is lead single "What's Your Problem?" which deserved a much wider audience than eighties radio afforded it. I'm not surprised it wasn't a hit as it doesn't have the instant pop hook the charts seem to demand, but it is a clever song that rewards repeated listening.

There is a nice change of pace with the quirky "Paradise Is" which features the Roland TR-707 drum machine which was a new bit of kit at the time of recording. The fantastic "Why Don't They Leave Things Alone?" is one of those songs that you can't help but sing along to and is probably the highlight of the album. The later single version titled "I Can See It" tries too hard and ends up sounding a mess. Why didn't they leave it alone? The album version was perfect. "22339" is nothing more than an album filler: a nice track, but album filler nonetheless. 

"Don't You Love It All" has a great tune and is well produced, but somehow sounds a little facile. "Believe" is reminiscent of early Depeche Mode (before they lost their way and went 'rock') but marks the beginning of a decline for the album. "Lorraine's My Nurse" is the seemingly mandatory ballad with string arrangement and we see the TR-707 return on "Other Animals". Thankfully the TR-808 provides the drums on the instrumental "No Wonder They Never Made It Back!" and the dull "John" closes things out. Like all Blancmange albums, this record is inconsistent and has more filler than I remember. But the highs of "What's Your Problem?", "Why Don't They Leave Things Alone?" and "Believe" outweigh the lows. 3/5

One record at a time: 28. Blancmange - Mange Tout

If I ever earnestly employ the phrase "sophomore effort" on this blog you have permission to write a sternly worded letter of complaint. This phrase isn't commonly used in England (my spell check won't even accept it) and I find it annoying when my fellow countrymen use the phrase. "Mange Tout" is simply Blancmange's second album which was released in 1984. Alongside the "Blanc Tapes" double vinyl, I also own the original pressing reviewed here.

As I work my way though my record collection I am struck by how good original 'vintage' vinyl can sound. I have come to the conclusion that where an affordable second hand copy of an album exists, it is preferable to buy these than cough up for a reissue.

So this original vintage pressing of "Mange Tout" gets going with the single "Don't Tell Me". I never understood why their debut album "Happy Families" started with a less commercial track, but a lesson seemed to have been learnt and this record goes straight for the jugular with what is possibly my favourite Blancmange song. "Game Above My Head" is another excellent track with characteristic eighties slap bass and excellent synth work. This record maintains momentum with the top ten hit "Blind Vision" which is a quirky synthpop romp that doesn't seem to stick to a traditional verse/chorus structure. There is a change of pace with ballad "Time Became The Tide" which I find hard to take seriously with Neil's vocals. The first side finishes with yet another single "That's Love, That It Is" which sounds like it was written in response to the record label's request for a hit single. Whilst this track follows the formula for an eighties disco hit, it doesn't quite hit the mark. 

Side B opens with "Murder" which unfortunately isn't a cover version of the New Order song of the same name, but is a noisy mess that doesn't seem to employ any chord changes. Next track "See The Train" must have taken a long time to record with its multiple vocal over dubs and harmonies, but that is the most positive thing I can say about it. The introduction of "All Things Are Nice" wouldn't have sounded out of place on a Front 242 album, but this and the next track, "My Baby" come and go without leaving much impression otherwise. The album ends with the Abba cover "The Day Before You Came". It took me a long time to appreciate this song and whilst I much prefer the single version, the version here makes a pretty good alternative (even if the tabla percussion sounds totally incongruous). Whilst this album is a bit hit and miss, it has at least opened my eyes to the fact that a twenty five year old record can sound better than a modern day pressing which costs ten times as much. 2/5

One record at a time: 27. Blancmange - Happy Families

The last time I posted thoughts about a Blancmange album was for "Blanc Burn" in 2011. On that occasion my comments didn't go down too well with some readers and I began to wonder if I'd made a misjudgement. Ten years on I realise my language may have been a little acerbic, but my assertion that it wasn't a good album was sound. In fact, I don't have a great deal of interest in the unrelenting tsunami of new Blancmange material that has been released over the last ten years. I tried it and didn't like it.

For me, Blancmange were at their best in the first three albums. The version of their debut "Happy Families" I own is taken from the vinyl version of the 2019 compilation "The Blanc Tapes". To be honest I'm not sure if this is considered a box set or a compilation, but I'll stick with the description in Discogs and call it a compilation. The first thing to say about this pressing is that some copies contain a number of known manufacturing defects. It's a bit of a lottery as to which faults your set will contain. My copy suffers from a crease across the top of the slipcase that holds the records, but doesn't seem to have the more worrying issues with "vinyl contamination" or poor sound quality experienced by others.

When it comes to the music, "I Can't Explain" is an odd choice for an opening track as it is a slow burning drone rather than the catchy single you might expect to kick things off. "Feel Me" is a personal favourite that has some great backing vocals alongside the rather funky backing track. "I've Seen The Word" is a skilfully produced track that could sound morose in less capable hands. The next track "Wasted" sounds like a prototype Erasure record; which just goes to prove Neil and Stephen had the synth pop formula a full three years before Vince and Andy honed it. Nowhere is Blancmange's commercial potential more strongly demonstrated than in the next track "Living On The Ceiling" which has smart production, catchy riffs and clever lyrics. 

I've never been too keen on the ballad "Waves" but it is executed competently. As the flip side of the record progresses things become a little formulaic until we encounter the guitar led instrumental "Sad Day", which sounds like Joy Division on uppers. The final track "God's Kitchen" is an example of a song with humours lyrics that don't make your toes curl; something they couldn't repeat on "Blanc Burn". 2/5

The second disc in this version of the album kicks off with "Sad Day (Original Version)" which is so slow I was convinced it was playing at the wrong speed. We have to wade through several demo recordings of questionable quality until we reach the extended versions of "Living on the Ceiling", "God's Kitchen" and "Feel Me" which aren't as rewarding as I remember.

Like most bands from the eighties that continue to release music today, Blancmange rely on a core group of fans to buy it. This compilation is clearly catering to those fans by delivering demos and previously unheard material which document the early life of the band. For me, the original album remains the highilght of this compilation and the second disc is largely redundant.

I still hate Record Store Day.....

So I still hate Record Store Day. More than ever in fact.

This year I changed tactic slightly. Rather than pretend I wasn't interested and just turn up in the afternoon, I decided to go and look in the morning. However, I vowed I was not going to queue.

There are two independent stores in my local city centre: at 9.30 one store had a queue about 400 yards long and the second shop was so deserted I assumed they weren't participating in the eBay enhancing festival of greed. Just to be sure I asked in the second store if they had any record store day releases available.

"Ask me for what you want and I'll tell you," said the weary guy behind the counter. Only then did I notice the sure signs of a Record Store day battle: barrier ropes being stowed away, leaflets strune on the floor and notices about queue jumping and the maximum number of purchases (in bold font).

"Errr do you have Erasure 'Violet Flame Remixes?'" I enquired as casually as possible.
"Ohhhhh no. That sold out." Damn, "Any others?"
"Hmmmmm Blancmange or Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?" I said out of hope rather than any expectation.
"Yeah got one left of each of those."
"Brilliant, I'll take them both please. How much is that?" I asked tentatively, not quite able to believe my luck.
"Errrr that will will be £31 please"
"Sorry, I thought you said £31. I only wanted the one 12" singe and the 10" single."
"Yeah mate. £31"

At this point I shouted, "Are you f**king kidding me?" I also grabbed the nearest passing record company executive (or Record Store Day representative) and screamed in their face: "Do you think I'm made of money you miserable bastard? What kind of gig is this? You thieving asshole! Talk about taking advantage! Do I have to pull my pants down and bend over too? I hate you and this whole sham of a day." I probably headbutted them too. Hard.

Either that or I just handed over my bank card and thanked them for my public mugging. I forget which.

Either way I ended up with 2 of the 3 releases Record Store Day 'made me' want. Not bad to say I never queued for even 1 minute. The 3rd? Well, I forked out double the original price for a copy from one of the army eBay scalpers.

So f**k you Record Store Day. Just call it the "National queueing for records championship" in future. Because really, really that's all it is.

POSTSCRIPT: Ironically all of the releases I mentioned above have since been made available on the artists websites. So I need not have even bothered visiting my local independent retailers after all.

Blancmange: He's having a coffee - he wants it hot

The return of Blancmange was announced about 18 months ago. Soon after we heard excerpt of tracks they were working on from their web page: they were pretty poor and almost laughable. I dismissed them as the finger paintings of two old collaborators having fun and trying to find a way into writing something worth recording.

Imagine my surprise when I played their new album “blanc burn” to find one of the afore mentioned ‘finger paintings’ the first track on the CD. From this inauspicious start things do improve slightly, but not much. The half finished single “Drive Me” goes nowhere; “The Western” works well, but is pulled down by the tracks book ending it. Apart from “Don’t Let These Days” little else on this album deserves mention.

Blancmange have always displayed questionable quality control on their albums and I suppose “blanc burn” follows in this tradition. They aren’t being avante garde, they aren’t being clever, and they aren’t being individual. It’s just crap, and if the album dies on its arse they only have themselves to blame.

The democratisation of music creation

Whilst reading an interview with the group Blancmange (circa 1984) one statement by Stephen Luscombe struck me as being highly prophetic.

The article in question comes from an early music technology magazine and centres on the groups use of the then revolutionary UMI 2B sequencer. The UMI was a MIDI interface that allowed a BBC ‘B’ computer to act as a 16-track sequencer. This does not sound exciting now, but back in 1984, the only alternative was to use systems such as the Fairlight CMI or the NED Synclavier. When you consider the BBC ‘B’ cost around £399 and a Fairlight £25,000, you can see why the UMI caused such a stir. Vince Clarke owned a Fairlight back in 1984 but quickly saw sense and switched to the UMI and Casio CZ-101 synthesizers; he never looked back.

“It’s an interesting concept, and a very levelling one, to think that over the next few years both amateurs, would be pop stars, and actual recording artists might be using exactly the same type of set ups to create music, and that the days of wistfully wondering whether the only difference between yourself and your idols is a massive recording budget are numbered.”

As well as being one of the longest sentences I have ever read, this quote is a very accurate summary of exactly what would happen over the next ten years. Yet this statement is more problematic for me than it might seem at first glance. I did indeed spend a great deal of time listening back to my compositions in the late 80’s thinking: “If only I had a Fairlight CMI I could be the next Jarre”. The problem was obviously the equipment I used and if I had the money, I could be a recoding artist.

However, in the same article Stephen Luscombe hits the nail on the head when he says, “It’s the democratisation of music really, which is good. But even with computers it’s still the same thing of ‘shit in, shit out’. At the end of the day it’s what you put in to the thing that counts.”

The incredible democratisation of music technology which has occurred over the last 20 years is taken for granted by new comers but is still a thing of wonder to those of us who remember dreaming of DX7’s and Fairlights. Yet the flip side of cheap professional quality recording equipment is the realisation that you can’t accomplish the same results as your idols. When music technology was prohibitively expensive, we could still convince ourselves that our talent was only restricted by the fact that we had no money. Now I know differently.

Yet on reflection I’d still rather have my bedroom filled with DX7’s, D50’s, microphones and a super computer and produce crap music than to simply dream of something that I might never experience. You never know I might still write that number 1 album.

Sell me it again Sam

Having recently purchased the ‘remastered’ versions of Blancmange’s three albums and with New Order’s ‘collectors’ editions in the post, I have begun to consider why I’m buying music I already own. 

In recent years, I have purchased numerous ‘remastered’ CD’s including the entire back catalogue of Depeche Mode, Eurythmics, Pet Shop Boys and Yello, along with various reissued versions of albums by Front 242, Level 42, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark and Gary Numan. These are the CD’s that immediately come to mind, I am sure if I thought further there would be many more. The amount of money I have spent is quite staggering and yet I already own much of the music I am buying; I am being sold the same thing twice. So why am I a sucker for reissued albums and singles? 

Well firstly, there is the lure of previously unreleased material or remixes that are otherwise difficult to acquire. Secondly, these CD’s boast that they offer considerably enhanced audio quality. We are also enticed by new or improved artwork, which provides a feeling of luxury or elitism. 

Yet the reality is not always the experience we are promised. On purchasing a new ‘remastered’ CD, I often find myself immediately jumping to the bonus tracks. Often it becomes apparent why this ‘unreleased’ material was not made available originally: its crap. I have even come across CD’s where the master tape is obviously missing and thus a recording has been made from a vinyl source. Hardly the high fidelity experience you are enticed with. 

Similarly, 99% of reissued CD’s seem to have been created by people unfamiliar with the artists work or just plain incompetent. Often you will find that tracks have substituted for their ‘single mix’ or an uncredited alternate version with absolutely no explanation. Remixes are often labelled incorrectly, glaring omissions are made or the running order has been altered. Not one of the reissued CD’s I have purchased have been immune from one, or more of these mistakes. So record companies take note: if you want people to buy even more of the music they already own, get someone competent to compile it.