One record at a time: 503. Beloved - Conscience

Back in 1993, when CDs ruled the world and vinyl was taking an extended tea break, "Conscience" slipped out with only a handful of LP pressings. Naturally, this meant that the original vinyl soon became the sort of item collectors stalked.

Fast forward to recent years, and with demand still bubbling away and the rights having returned to Jon Marsh, electronic specialists NewState clearly spotted a chance to make a lot of fans very happy. On paper, the reissue sounded downright irresistible: remastered audio spread across two slabs of heavyweight white vinyl, limited edition, full colour sleeve and wraparound artwork. All very fancy. All very take‑my‑money. Then you actually play it.

This is where the warm glow of nostalgia smacks straight into the cold wall of reality. Some tracks are different mixes that do not match the originals. There is added noise on almost everything. The sibilance is, quite honestly, among the worst I have ever heard. I would love to tell you that the sheer brilliance of the music rises triumphantly above the overbearing compression and the extra noise. I really would. But I can't.

And that is such a shame, because the album itself remains wonderful. "Conscience" felt like a natural step on from their debut "Happiness", with the new husband‑and‑wife duo of Jon and Helena working beautifully together. There is just enough pop threaded through the dance elements to keep things interesting, long before their next album "X" would wander a little too far into clubland and lose some charm in the process.

One of my favourite memories is hearing someone play an advance copy of this album in an HMV before the album was released. The moment Jon sang the opening lines of "Spirit": "So welcome back again, On the right track again" I saw a couple of people drift towards the B section of the CD racks, only to be met with crushing disappointment when they found nothing there.

The singles "Sweet Harmony", "Outerspace Girl" and "You Have Got Me Thinking" deserved far better chart positions than the public gave them. They are still great songs. Even better is the killer trio of "Celebrate Your Life", "Rock to the Rhythm of Love" and "Let the Music Take You", a run of tracks I always looked forward to. The only stumble for me has always been the closer, "Dream On", which drifts a bit.

So yes, a great album, but this vinyl pressing does it no favours whatsoever. Whether the problems are down to this disastrous white vinyl edition or whether the universe is simply refusing to let "Conscience" sound good on wax, I cannot say. What I can say is that the regular black vinyl version, which is supposedly on the way, has had its release delayed at least three times. It does make you wonder if the poor thing is proving too difficult to get onto vinyl in a form that does not make you wince. Until then, my advice is simple: adore the album, avoid the pressing. 3/5

One record at a time: 21. The Beloved - Blissed Out

This is a remix compilation that followed hot on the heels of "Happiness" which was released earlier in the year. My memory of the chronology has faded over time, but I am sure the single "It's Alright Now" was released around the same time and I seem to recall receiving the cassette of this album as a Christmas present in 1990. I asked for the cassette as I had read a review of the album in "Smash Hits" which said the cassette had quite a few extra tracks - value for money was a big concern when you're only source of income was delivering newspapers. I was accustomed to CDs offering extra tracks to lure me to the new format, but cassettes were a dying breed even in 1990, so this decision didn't make sense then or now.

Anyway, the LP of this album starts with the "Happy Sexy Remix" of album track "Up, Up and Away". This is a club orientated mix with a prominent sub bassline and TR909 snares. Whilst the difference to the album version may not be startling at first, Danny Rampling delivers a much sparser mix that retains interest right to the end. The second track is one of my favourite remixes ever: "Hello (Honk Tonk)". The key to the success of this remix is that is it a completely different take on the track. Jon and Helena didn't just tinker with the original but replaced the backing track with a sample laden dance workout that compliments the vocal perfectly. There are many nice flourishes and changes of direction that mean the six minutes fly by. I have always liked "Wake Up Soon (Something To Believe In)" as it features a sample of the Eurythmics song "Greetings From A Dead Man" that I recognised instantly. Aside from giving myself marks for sample spotting, I like this mix as it moves the album version from a very eighties sounding track into something a bit more contemporary without losing its character.  

"Time After Time (Muffin Mix)" shows the pure genius Jon and Helena were capable of when remixing their own material. This version turns the original into the type of ragga dance track that was de rigueur in the early nineties. However, unlike many contemporary ragga mixes, this one hasn't aged at all. Leslie Lyrics proves to be the perfect MC with his tongue in cheek delivery and clever rhymes. Instrumental B-side "Pablo" was always a bit of disappointment to me and the club orientated dub that comes next isn't significantly different from the original. We return to more familiar ground with "The Sun Rising (Norty's Spago Mix)" which is a classic house mix by Tony Humphries. The main change here is to the drums which take on the relentless sound favoured by the early house pioneers such as Tony and Larry Heard. 

"It's Alright Now" was released as a single to promote the album and it featured several fantastic remixes that I play regularly to this day. The pick of the bunch is "Back to Basics" which builds from a sparse, acid tinged dreamscape into a hypnotic colossus. Amazing. However, things go a little awry at the end with "Your Love Takes Me Higher (Calxy of Isis)" which is a 10 minute long instrumental which centres on saucy ad libs and (presumably) fake orgasm noises contributed by a backing singer. Personally I find the mix boring and the vocals very annoying. Thus the vinyl finishes with a bit of a damp squib, but the disappointing ending shouldn't be allowed to detract too much from what has gone before. As remix albums go, you'd be very hard pressed to find a better one. 4/5

One record at a time: 20. The Beloved - Happiness

During my more formative years I played a snazzy yellow and purple TDK cassette of this album in the sixth form common room. I listened to the CD when idling away the hours at university and then whilst travelling to my first job in the early hours of the morning. I've sung along to "I Love You More" in the company of girls who never really loved me back and created a private rave in my bedroom to "Sun Rising". I've listened to this album as mp3s on my phone when walking to my office and I've played it to my children. It would be overly dramatic to say: "this album is the soundtrack to my life," but I'm not sure how else to describe it. It has always been there (well from 1990 anyway) and I have always loved it. Here I am playing an original pressing of the LP but I also have the recent remastered version and their CD equivalents.

The opening track "Hello" is a slice of late eighties pop perfection with its groovy rhythm guitar, DX7 bassline and 808 drums. The lyrics are largely just a list of people Jon is saying hello to, but in a pre-internet era, this was strangely fascinating. At the time I had no idea who the hell Little Neepsie (still no idea) or Sir Bufton Tufton were or why they were worthy of inclusion. Although not on this album, I have to mention the "Honky Tonk" remix of this track which, to my ears at least, is one of the best remixes ever created.

Whilst I clearly remember "Hello" being in the charts, it was hearing the second track "Your Love Takes Me Higher" that pushed me to buy the album. This song is an almost perfect pop/dance crossover that marries the TR909 and TB303 sounds of house music to a melodic and structured song. There are some dated orchestra hits and I've never been a fan of the female orgasm that seems to last through the middle of the song (there are even some remixes which focus solely on the orgasm that are annoying and a bit rubbish), but it remains a favourite of mine. "Time After Time" is a perfect change of pace that shows Jon and Steve aren't a one trick pony. The violins compliment the dub style bassline very well and it should have been a bigger hit. The more placid feel continues with "Don't You Worry" which sounds a bit more eighties with its D-50 "Pizzagogo" strings, but the strong melody wins the day. The first side of the LP finishes with what I consider to be the best song on the album "Scarlet Beautiful". Jon described this song on Twitter as, "The unbridled joy of 1988 compressed into four and a half minutes." This is Detroit house influenced dance pop with the greatest outro ever. It's hard to follow a track as good as this but the strength of this album is undeniable when you consider the next track you are presented with.

"The Sun Rising" wasn't a massive chart hit, but I suspect almost everyone of a certain age will recognise its infectious bassline and THAT sample. A track truly worthy of the tag "Classic". Having displayed their Balearic credentials Jon and Steve serve up a slice of frothy pop with "I Love You More". This really is a joyous song but unfortunately it elicits tinged adolescent memories for me. "Wake Up Soon" is another slower guitar based track that provides great contrast to the joyous acid frenzy that is "Up, Up and Away". The album is rounded off with "Found" which harks back to the sound of the 'old' Beloved and proves to be a fitting ending to a consistent and great album. 5/5