One record at a time: 377. Pet Shop Boys - Abbey Road Demos

This is a terrible bootleg that gathers together a seemingly random selection of unfinished mixes and demos. Not only is the sound quality pretty poor but the record needs to be played with the pitch down by about -6 to sound anything like it should. The source for these recordings is clearly a cassette that has been duplicated repeatedly and the muffled sound reproduction has absolutely no dynamics. 

Of the music itself we hear a slightly different mix of hit single "It's A Sin" and early mixes of "Rent", "What Have I Done To Deserve This?" and "You Know Where You Went Wrong". Despite being tagged as demos, I think these are actually alternate mixes created as part of the recording process for the finished product - we know that there were initial attempts at mixing both "It's A Sin" and "What Have I Done To Deserve This" that were rejected, so these could be those first versions.

Also featured is the "Breakdown Mix" of "I Want To Wake Up" and the short version of "One More Chance" that would go on to be officially released on the "Further Listening" disc that accompanied the remastered version of "Actually" in 2001.

To my mind the only genuine demos on this disc are "It Couldn't Happen Here" and "James Bond #1" (the latter being an early version of "This must be the place I waited years to leave"). Whilst it is possible that these two demos were made at Abbey Road, I think most of the material on this record was created as part of recording sessions at Advision or Sarm West studios and the title is misleading. 1/5

One record at a time: 376. Pet Shop Boys - Heaven

On 15th October 1991 Pet Shop Boys performed at Heaven nightclub in London as part of the launch party for the Derek Jarman film "Edward II". This event was billed as a benefit to raise funds for AIDS research at St. Mary’s Hospital in London and saw the boys play a short set of eight songs alongside guitarist J.J.Belle and three backing singers.

This record is a bootleg recording of the show and was released sometime in the early nineties. I seem to think I acquired this particular copy from a record shop in Manchester about ten years ago. People will try to sell you this record online for crazy prices as it is relatively rare, but it is not official and the sound quality isn't very good.

For this show Pet Shop Boys decided to play for about forty minutes and concentrated on, “Good dance tracks, so people could jump around a bit.” Despite wearing costumes from "Performance" on the sleeve of this record, only two songs from that tour were played and the nightclub atmosphere lends itself nicely to newer pieces like "Music for Boys" and "DJ Culture".

This concert also seems to have been the premier of the new song "Was It Worth It?" and footage form this performance was even worked into the subsequent video for the single release. Unfortunately the sequencers seemed to break down during "It's Alright" and it can be no coincidence that programmer Lawrence Cedar doesn't seem to have worked with the Pet Shop Boys since. 2/5

One record at a time: 375. Pet Shop Boys - Nonetheless

At the time of writing "Nonetheless" is the Pet Shop Boys latest album. Here we have two copies of the clear vinyl, the double white vinyl (with a signed postcard), the grey vinyl (signed on the sleeve), the numbered zoetrope picture disc and the triple vinyl 'expanded edition'. I haven't bought the standard common or garden black LP. Yet. I also have the standard black vinyl too but it isn't pictured.

When it was released I was very impressed by this album and that feeling hasn't waned. I still think this is the best record Neil and Chris have made since "Yes" in 2009 and I am delighted they have moved away from producer Stuart Price.

Ironically the first two singles that were released to promote the album, "Loneliness" and "Dancing Star", are fairly average but "Feel" is a big favourite of mine. I was less impressed with the idea of "A New Bohemia" being a single but it has grown on me to the point that today I regard it as one of the highlights of the album.

Songs that had the potential to sound cheesy such as "The Secret of Happiness" or "New London Boy" are brilliantly realised by producer James Ford and there are no horrors on the scale of "Wedding In Berlin" or "Hold On" here. If you don't understand the genre you might miss the point of "The Schlager hit parade" and "Why am I dancing?" can be a little repetitive, but I still enjoy both. In fact I can sit and listen to this album all the way through quite happily. Oh and the clear vinyl edition sounds terrific. 4/5

One record at a time: 374. Pet Shop Boys - Smash

When vinyl enthusiasts went looking for a Pet Shop Boys compilation, their attention invariably fell on the album "Discography". Not only was this release  relatively easy to find, but it also gathered together the singles from the band's commercial peak.

However, by 2023 this LP had been out of print for over thirty years and second hand prices were on the rise. Having noted this demand, Warner Music approached Neil and Chris for permission to repress "Discography" and fill a gap in the market.

Rather than grant this rather simple request, the boys elected to release a brand new box set called "Smash" instead. I'm not really sure a comprehensive six disc collection that retails for over £100 is what either the record company or the music buying public wanted; but it's what we got. How very Pet Shop Boys.

Here we have the limited edition version pressed on white vinyl and the standard black vinyl edition that were both released in 2023. The records are pressed by Optimal media and sound great, but the paper stock used for the inner sleeves feels very cheap and unsatisfactory. The less said about the graphic design the better, and the title is so bad it is laughable; but thankfully the music is the main attraction here.

The content of the first three discs in this set largely mirror that of "PopArt", but the correct mixes are used this time around. As you might expect, the remaining records collect together all of the singles Pet Shop Boys released between 2004 and 2020. Highlights for me are "Memory of the Future", "Vocal" and "Did you see me coming?" but there's a lot of other great material on here too. My disappointment is chiefly reserved for "Numb", "Leaving" and the single that should never have been: "I don't wanna".

Normally I wouldn't sit and listen all the way through a six disc box set that contains fifty five tracks, but I can make an exception for the Pet Shop Boys. If you are less inclined to persevere with such a marathon it is fairly easy to dip in and out of this compilation as the tracks are presented chronologically. As a comprehensive history of the Pet Shop Boys singles, "Smash" can't be beaten. Those looking for a more concise introduction would be better served by simply paying for a second hand copy of "Discography" and pocketing the difference. 4/5

One record at a time: 373. Pet Shop Boys - Hotspot

By the time "Hotspot" was released it felt like the seemingly arbitrary commitment to make a trilogy of albums with producer Stuart Price was a mistake. This record sounds like everyone involved had run out of ideas and the finished album is a ramshackle effort that I simply cannot warm to.

When it was released I decided to forget the quality of the music and simply find comfort in the fact that my favourite group were still around and releasing new material. I acknowledge this was rather cold comfort.

It's fairly easy to summarise this album as, "poor title, poor artwork and poor music". I don't like any of the songs here and a few of them I dislike intensely. 

"You're the one" is syrupy nonsense that is far too repetitive, "Only the dark" is out of tune, "Hoping for a miracle" sounds like a reject for a musical and the lyrics to "Wedding in Berlin" are simply awful (just to be clear I have absolutely no issue with the subject matter of "Wedding in Berlin", but the lyrics read like a poem created by a 14 year old).

There is a real lack of attention to detail everywhere but a good example is the fact that the introduction for "Wedding in Berlin" shows signs it once followed "Happy People" in the running order. Rather than modify the transition when the track listing was revised, the boys just chopped things up and said, "That will do". This is the same band that devoted a considerable amount of time adding an almost inaudible thunder clap between songs on "Introspective" - how times change.

If we were honest we would have to say much of this album only just gets over the quality threshold. This is a real shame as the boys made some brilliant tracks in this era but they chose to use them as additional tracks for singles rather than include them on the album. "An Open Mind" and "Decide" were thrown away, but they are better than anything heard here.

I was in a pretty bad mood with the Pet Shop Boys at this stage in their career. This was a band I had loved since 1985 and suddenly it felt like the wheel was spinning but the hamster was dead. I must admit, it began to enter my head that if "Hotspot" was the best they could muster, then boys might as well pack it in. 1/5

One record at a time: 372. Pet Shop Boys - Super

"Super" came out in 2016 and is the second album the Pet Shop Boys made with producer Stuart Price. When it was released I wrote a rather scathing review that dismissed it as "camp disco nonsense" and I haven't really changed my mind.

For me "Super" is insubstantial and sounded outdated from the outset. The first single to be released was "The Pop Kids" and it immediately gave me cause for concern due to its cringe worthy lyrics and antiquated backing track.

Large parts of the parent album are taken up with instrumental dance tracks such as "Groovy", "Inner Sanctum" and "Pazzo" which are rather superficial and leave little impression. I have a particular dislike of the ponderous "The Dictator Decides" as it lacks any of the subtly and guile I associate with Neil's lyrics. "Burn" features the time-worn lyrical sentiment: "We're gonna burn this disco down before the morning comes". Truly uninspiring stuff.

I am not really sure why I ended up with two copes of this record but I suspect I made an assumption that the white vinyl would be available in limited quantities and ordered from more than one website. As you might imagine I don't play either of these records and only the single "Say It To Me" get the occasional outing via digital files. I don't hate this album, but certainly have no love for it either. 1/5

One record at a time: 371. Pet Shop Boys - Electric

There's an apocryphal tale that Neil Tennant read a critical review of the album "Elysium" on iTunes and resolved to make the next Pet Shop Boys record "more banging with lasers".  Whilst this story isn't entirely true, there is no doubt that 2013's "Electric" is squarely aimed at the dance-floor and is the polar opposite to its predecessor.

On the day the standard LP was released a special edition "Electric Box" was announced that would contain five 12" singles in a florescent acrylic box and was limited to 350 copies. This set cost a ridiculous £500 and would be released on 7th October 2013. However, much like the "Very" box set, the finished product was much delayed and didn't turn up until the middle of December. As you might imagine, I will be playing one of the two standard double vinyl sets I own for this review and keeping the box set out of harm's way. 

I was quite gushing about this album when it was released as it seemed to banish the doldrums and allowed the Pet Shop Boys to reclaim their crown as the kings of dance driven synth-pop. Yet, my enthusiasm is somewhat tempered today as I feel "Electric" set the boys off on a road that ended in something of a cul-de-sac. 

Things start promisingly enough with the track "Axis" that was used as a teaser single. Aside from some occasional hoarse vocals repeating the phrase "Turn it on" this is an instrumental piece that doesn't conform to a conventional pop song template. At first, the lack of structure in these songs worried me as I thought it might detract from the credibility of the album. However, I reconciled this with the thought that this isn't a traditional pop album and nobody questions the structure of  "Blue Monday", "Numbers"  or "Moments in Love". 

The single "Love Is A Bourgeois Construct" is a little more traditional in approach but I am not a fan of the Henry Purcell motif or the monotonous verses. Another single "Thursday" seemed quite contemporary and even features a rap by Example. Stuart Price is a good producer and I enjoyed his work as Les Rythmes Digitales long before he became associated with the boys, but sometimes it sounds like he is being held back a little. "Vocal" is the final track on the album as is one of my favourite songs by the Pet Shop Boys. Yet, when I hear it I have a nagging feeling that there is something missing. Would it have been better with a TB-303 style riff and some TR-909 hit hats? It certainly would have had a sound closer to that of the rave scene it references and I would have liked that.

I think if you had asked me to score this album back in 2013, I would have given it full marks. Today I am forced to consider the fact that it sounds a little dated and some of the tracks haven't proved to have enduring appeal. I've disappointed myself here. 3.5/5 Happy New Year.

One record at a time: 370. Pet Shop Boys - Elysium

By the time "Elysium" was released in 2012, the Pet Shop Boys had cemented their place at pop's top table and had earned the freedom to do whatever they wanted. What they chose to do was transplant themselves to Los Angeles and record with producer Andrew Dawson - whom they admired due to his work on a Kanye West record.

There's a line in my original review of this album twelve years ago that summaries the resulting album as: "very downtempo and brooding: a pop tour de force it is not." I then seem to have spent most of my time moaning about the running order whilst adding some faint praise for the songs themselves. My view has changed somewhat since these initial ramblings as I couldn't care less about the running order and I find less to like in the compositions today. There's no doubt this album was a big step backwards from its predecessor "Yes".

I do like four of the tracks on this album, which conversely means I have little regard for three quarters of it. I have particular disdain for the diabolical trio of "Ego Music", "Hold On" and "Give It A Go" which are amongst the worst things Neil and Chris have ever released. The monotonous beat and repetitive chorus of "Leaving" doesn't appeal to me and "Invisible" is the auditory equivalent of wading through treacle.

The only outstanding track that I play often is  "Breathing Space" and the single "Memory of the Future" comes a close second. Another good song is "A Face Like That" but its production is muddy and I can't help but wonder what a more experienced producer would have made of it. Some people have little time for the closing track "Requiem in Denim and Leopard Skin" but I love it. Some of Neil's best lyrics seem to emerge when he tackles the subject of death. 

I own the original vinyl which comes with a second disc of instrumentals and the 2017 remastered version (heavier colour saturation on sleeve) which is a single 180g disc. Not something I play very often. 2.5/5

One record at a time: 369. Pet Shop Boys (Tennant/Lowe) - The Most Incredible Thing

"The Most Incredible Thing" is the score for the 2011 ballet of the same name and is credited to Tennant/Lowe rather than Pet Shop Boys. Here I am listening to the limited edition, six LP box set that was hand numbered and signed by Neil and Chris.

I'll be clear from the start that I bought this ridiculously expensive box set as a collector and not because I love the album it contains. Whilst this music is largely arranged for orchestra, synth-pop comes to the fore on quite a few tracks and it is reminiscent of their score for the silent film Battleship Potemkin (not available on vinyl and not seen here as a consequence).

The staccato rhythms of "The Grind" are fairly electronic in nature and it even incorporates a section of a Pet Shop Boys song called "Baby". "The Challenge" is a fun track and it reminds me of something you might have heard on a programme like Jason King in the seventies. Things become centred squarely on the dance floor during "Physical Jerks" and the introduction to "The Competition", but there are passages of melody that sound like they are straight out of a sixties musical (I guess it is a matter of taste as to whether this is a good or a bad thing). By the time I get to the end of the second disc I feel like taking a break, but despite my fatigue I press on and the final act proves to be mercifully short.

The last three discs of this box set contain the demos of the same material and I won't even pretend I listened to them. I have heard the contents of these discs from digital files and, to say they were realised without an orchestra, they sound quite accomplished; but I would never chose to listen to them for pleasure. 1/5

One record at a time: 368. Pet Shop Boys - Yes

I love "Yes" for a number of reasons. Firstly its release coincided with one of the happiest times in my life and hearing it brings back lots of great memories. The fact that this album was an unashamed celebration of pop and a return to form for the boys also adds to its appeal.

When the album was released in March 2009 a special box set containing eleven 12" singles was announced. There were to be only 300 copies with a promised delivery date of April 25th. I ordered it immediately.

When the delivery date came and went without a word I wrote a frustrated post on this blog and pondered when it might actually show up. As it turned out I didn't have to wait too long as my post was made on 25th of May and the box set was finally dispatched on 27th. You can read my verdict on it here. I also own two copies of the standard vinyl (which I seem to think was initially limited to 1000 copies) and the more recent remastered version from 2017.

The album begins with the lead single "Love etc." which was co-written by Pet Shop Boys with production team Xenomania. They chose Brian Higgins and Xenomania as they admired their work with Girls Aloud - which is as clear an indication of their intent to make a pop album as you can possibly get.

The first time I heard "Did You See Me Coming?" I was very impressed by it and the bassline in particular caught my attention. In fact, rich basslines are a consistent feature of this album with songs like "The Way It Used To Be" and "All Over The World" being especially impressive. Other favourites of mine are "Pandemonium" and "More Than A Dream" which are great pop songs with lush production. There are no duff tracks on this record but I have never been a big fan of "Building a Wall" or closing number "Legacy" and it is no coincidence that these are the least upbeat and positive songs on the album.

There's no doubt this album was a triumphant return and in my mind it was the final piece of the puzzle that qualified them for national treasure status and a Brit award for outstanding contribution to music. 4/5

One record at a time: 367. Pet Shop Boys - Disco 4

The fourth entry in the Pet Shop Boys "Disco" series was released in 2007 and is a remix album with a twist. Rather than remixes of Pet Shop Boys songs, this is chiefly an album of mixes Neil and Chris made for other artists.

I own a copy of the machine numbered, limited edition double LP along with a white label four track sampler. Rather strangely (or rather typically for Pet Shop Boys) the sampler has a remix that isn't on the main album and is not by the Pet Shop Boys. Quite why it is on there is anybody's guess.

The first track is the "Stars are blazing" remix of "Read My Mind" by The Killers and I'm not mad about either the song or the Pet Shop Boys embellishments. Then we rewind over ten years to Neil and Chris's remix of "Hallo Spaceboy" by David Bowie. The version presented here is the extended version that wasn't released commercially in the UK so it is nice to hear it being resurrected.

The first Pet Shop Boys song we come across is a radical reworking of the album track "Integral" which was also issued as a promotional single. Whilst this version isn't without charm, it strips away the melodies of the original and ultimately boils everything down to a monotonous club groove with some vocoder vocals.

There's a nice "Electro" remix of "Walking on thin ice" by Yoko Ono but its six minute plus run time sees it out stay its welcome. Having stolen the chord progression from "West End Girls" on "Jump" Madonna decided to make amends by offering the boys the opportunity to remix the single "Sorry". The PSB mix is typical of the electroclash style the boys adopted during this period but it doesn't excite me at all.

"Hooked on radiation" by Atomozer was also part of the electroclash club scene of the early millennium and the "Orange Alert Mix" by Neil and Chris was originally released on their own Olde English imprint in 2003. The most surprising partnership the boys ever forged was with Rammstein for their remix of "Mein Teil". As you might expect the Pet Shop Boys mix is a good deal faster than the original and adds more melodic elements that make it dance floor friendly. The album rounds out with the excellent "Maxi-mix" of single "I'm With Stupid" - which is probably the best thing on here. 2/5

One record at a time: 366. Pet Shop Boys - Fundamental/Fundamentalism (Part 1 and Part 2)

There were two remix singles released alongside "Fundamental" and I wasn't sure if they should be included here or not. However, as a compact disc of the "Fundamentalism" remixes was made available in a double pack with the main album, I have decided to cover them.

Originally this album was intended to be minimalist in approach and include electro influences. What we ended up with was a Trevor Horn production replete with orchestral arrangements, guitars and acoustic drums. Initially I was impressed, but as time has gone by my regard for it has slumped. 

The highlights are the opening track "Psychological" alongside the singles "I'm With Stupid" and "Minimal". I also like the final track "Integral" and the melody on "The Sodom And Gomorrah Show" is really infectious. The remaining seven tracks however aren't really to my taste.

"Twentieth Century", "Indefinite Leave To Remain" and "Luna Park" are especially disappointing as they meander along with weak melodies and dull production. I reserve particular scorn for the Dianne Warren composition "Numb" as it is an insipid, second-rate song that probably cost the boys a fortune to obtain. Having spent so much money I assume they felt duty bound to release it as a single, but artistically it doesn't warrant attention. 

It's quite ironic that the best song recorded in this whole period is consigned to the companion piece "Fundamentalism" and not included on the main album. "Fugitive" was created with the genius producer Richard X and it outshines everything else on these records by a long way. The Trentemøller remix of "The Sodom And Gomorrah Show" is deserving of attention and the Lobe mix of "Minimal" is passable.

Also included on "Fundamentalism" is a toe curling rendition of the Dusty Springfield song "In Private" which features Elton John on vocals. The only thing worse than the version included here are the Tomcraft remixes that were released on a promotional 12" single. I can only assume these mixes were made available to DJs for the express purpose of clearing the dance floor; or possibly the entire club. There's nothing worse in the Pet Shop Boys back catalogue. 

In my collection are the original vinyl of "Fundamental" from 2006 alongside the recent remastered version. I have the commercial 12" singles of "Fundamentalism Part 1" and "Fundamentalism Part 2" alongside their promotional counterparts. For some reason I own two copies of the promo for part 1, but I have no recollection of how or why this came to be. 2/5

One record at a time: 365. Pet Shop Boys - PopArt (The Hits)

"PopArt" was released in 2003 as a triple LP set. There was also a 'sampler' promotional LP made available that featured four songs from the main album and two remixes from the "Mix" disc that was included with the limited edition CD. When I bought these records I assumed the promos would end up being collectible, but it is actually the commercial release that is much more desirable today.

This compilation came twelve years after their first singles collection "Discography", but rather than continue with the winning formula the boys decided to adopt a more scattergun approach this time around.  

For this record all their singles were classified as either "Pop" or "Art" and allocated to a disc with a corresponding title. Personally I think this was a mistake as when a casual music fan turned over the CD they would be presented with a jumble of song titles, half of which they didn't recognise. Let's face it, all the average punter wanted of an updated PSB compilation was "Discography" with "Go West" tacked on the end.

There are other issues with this album that seem to be a result of both genuine mistakes and strange choices. Much like "Discography", the single version of "How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?" isn't included and its legitimacy as a single continues to be eroded. For some reason the version of "Suburbia" is an edit created for the video rather than the single mix, but as it is credited correctly I assume this was done knowingly. Mistakes include the use of the album remix of "Heart" instead of the single version and a previously unreleased version of "I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing" appears out of nowhere. 

There are also two new songs to help drive sales in the form of "Miracles" and "Flamboyant". The former is an excellent track that is an overlooked gem in the PSB back catalogue. I'm less enamoured with "Flamboyant" and it might be nitpicking, but the version released as a single was different from the one included here.

Possibly as a result of these issues "PopArt" wasn't a hit with the record buying public and it entered the UK album charts at a lowly number 30. This commercial disappointment led "a legendary musician" (read Elton John) to comment to the boys that "it was over". There is no doubt this album found the Pet Shop Boys at a crossroads in their career, but Neil and Chris have since mastered the tricky transition from ageing outrage to national treasures and "PopArt" has been superseded more than once. 4/5

One record at a time: 364. Pet Shop Boys - Lively Tracks

My memory often plays tricks on me and this record is a case in point. For this post I was about to gleefully type about how this LP was released in France as a companion to the compilation album "PopArt". However, "Lively Tracks" is actually pressed on two twelve inch singles and was released to accompany the reissues of the first six PSB studio albums in 2001. I am not really clear if this was a commercial release or a promotional item, but the choice of format and content suggests it was aimed at DJs either way.

There's some interesting material on this album with the original 1992 extended version of "Go West" offering a very different take on the hit single. This mix was created prior to the involvement of Brothers in Rhythm and features the guitar of J.J. Bell more prominently, along with a synth riff that was excised from the released version. The last three minutes of this track sound like something Altern8 might have come up with and is much closer to the sound of contemporary dance music than anything on "Relentless". The second side of the first disc has some less inspired choices from the A&R man at EMI France with the original 12" versions of "West End Girls" and "Always On My Mind" being impressive but nothing new. 

On the second disc we have the "Extended" version of "Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)" which rattles along nicely enough but I can't really see it getting much play in mainstream clubs in France. The final side finishes with the single mixes of "It's Alright" and "Paninaro '95". The choice of "Paninaro" is quite puzzling as it wasn't a big hit and I am not sure it is especially lively either. However, for a seemingly random collection of tracks culled from the "Further Listening" discs of the album reissues this is a pretty entertaining package. 3/5

One record at a time: 363. Pet Shop Boys - Disco 3

The first two entries in the "Disco" series were relatively straightforward remix albums, but the third is a little more complicated. 

Initially Neil and Chris considered calling this album "London/Berlin" as it was influenced by the music and club scene in both cities, but a last minute change of heart saw it dubbed "Disco 3". Yet this isn't a remix album in the strictest sense as half of the tracks are new recordings.

When compared to the CD, the commercial vinyl has two extra tracks as it features two additional dub mixes. The running order is also different on vinyl with no less than three different mixes of "London" pushed front and centre. As the promotional double LP (on the right of the picture) doesn't feature any new material, you could argue that this is a true remix album and is a much better fit for the "Disco" series.

Released in 2002, this album is something of a reaction to their previous effort "Release" which was a rather dour affair that didn't appeal to many. For me "Disco 3" felt like it was drawing a line under the guitar related nonsense and was returning them to their synth-pop roots.

Opening track "Time on my hands" was initially recorded for the album "Release" but it was set aside as it didn't fit with the soft rock theme. You'd never say this was amongst their best as there are too many echoes of "Electricity" from "Bilingual" and what melody there is, is not exactly anthemic. Yet it is better than almost everything on "Release".

"Positive Role Model" is a song from their rather disappointing musical "Closer To Heaven", and there is a cover version of "Try It (I'm In Love With A Married Man)" originally recorded by a Bobby Orlando vehicle called Oh Romeo. "If Looks Could Kill" was first heard on their first (and only) Peel session, but the version here is a little more frenetic and beat driven. The highlight of the package is the stunning "Somebody Else's Business" which is a track I adore and I can't understand why it is ignored by so many.

Of the remixes, the Blank & Jones trance version of "Home and Dry" is the pick, with the boys own revision of "Here" adding some sparkle to an otherwise mundane album cut. The Felix da Housecat remix of "London" is unedited and runs for just under three minutes longer than on CD. Whilst this is a mixed bag, it did feel like the boys were back on course after a brief trip off piste. 3/5

One record at a time: 362. Pet Shop Boys - Release

Having suffered a downturn in fortunes with their previous album, Pet Shop Boys decided to try a new approach for their eighth outing in 2002. "Release" sees Neil and Chris presenting themselves as 'musicians' rather than pop stars: bright costumes and wigs were thrown out and acoustic guitars and percussionists were rolled in. 

The degree to which this new approach succeeded is a matter of taste, but the sales figures do not lie. To me this album is the Pet Shop Boys nadir both commercially and artistically, but the extent of the failure took a while to register with the band themselves.

The lead single and opening track "Home and Dry" is somewhat misleading as it isn't representative of the wider album. The dominant synth refrain that runs throughout the song is quite brilliant and Neil's evocative lyrics paint a great picture - but once this track is done everything goes down hill. 

The vaguely Beatles-eque "I Get Along" is a dull commentary on British politics of the time and doesn't really hold any relevance in 2024. The excruciating soft rock continues until we reach a track called "The Samurai in Autumn" which is a semi-instrumental electronic piece that sounds completely out of place, but is all the more welcome for that. Some of the compositions here are quite good and it's just but the execution that lets them down. However, the same cannot be said of  "The Night I Fell in Love" or "You Choose" which are abysmal creations. 

I was about to write, "I don't play this album often," but the reality is I don't play this album at all. I own the original 2002 LP on white marbled vinyl which hasn't been played once and the less valuable 2017 remastered version has only seen action on one occasion. 1/5

One record at a time: 361. Pet Shop Boys - Nighlife

Having released their seventh studio album "Nightlife" in October 1999, the Pet Shop Boys decided to promote it with a world tour. Unfortunately this tour coincided with the bankruptcy of their promoter and a dip in their record sales. As a result of these misfortunes the tour often played to half empty venues and lost money hand over fist.

I attended the concert at Sheffield Arena and was embarrassed to see whole swathes of the auditorium screened off. I was already depressed when I arrived at the venue as somebody crashed into my car on the journey there; so finding the arena was completely lacking in atmosphere put the icing on the cake. As it transpired only 3,000 of the 13,000 seats in the venue had been sold.

When I went to look for my seat I realised it was on the front row, right in front of a speaker where I could see absolutely nothing. I and the people around me grew agitated and called over one of the stewards. As you can imagine, there were plenty of seats available for us to move to, but the vibes in the auditorium were not good.

The performance itself felt half hearted and it looked like everyone (audience included) were just going through the motions. Many years later I learned that during the interval for the show a depressed Neil Tennant suggested to Chris Lowe that they pack it all in and end the group. Fortunately Chris ignored the question and everything just carried on as normal. The date was 9th December 1999 and this moment is cited as the closet the Pet Shop Boys have ever come to splitting up. 

Like Chris, I would never consider knocking it on the head, but in 1999 it wasn't as much fun being a Pet Shop Boys fan as it used to be. The care free days of listening to "Actually" on the way home from school or the excitement of dropping the needle on a new KLF remix of "So Hard" felt a million miles away. We hadn't yet reached the nadir of Neil and Chris's career, but it was clear something had changed.

This album is a disjointed affair that tries to pull on too many strings. There's the weird country styling of "You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk", the disappointing Village People pastiche of "New York City Boy" and a desperate attempt to write for the American market resulted in the nonsense that is "Happiness is an option". 

Where the boys try to be original they fall flat with "Boy Strange", "Footsteps" and "The Only One" being the worst examples. The production on these songs is not sympathetic to the material and everything sounds less contemporary than previously. The boys must have realised something was amiss as they haven't worked with any of the album's three producers since. The only successful songs are the dance tracks "Radiophonic", "Closer to Heaven" and "For your own good" which remain closer to the natural Pet Shop Boys sound.

I remember seeing this vinyl record on the shelves of HMV a few months after the CD was released and thinking, "Why on earth have they released it on LP? That is so old fashioned". Consequently I didn't get round to buying a copy until four years later when the official website began selling off stock that had been held by their previous management team (replete with 'Promotional only' stickers). The second copy seen here is the more common remastered version from 2017. 2/5

One record at a time: 360. Pet Shop Boys - Bilingual

"Bilingual" came out in 1996 and was heavily influenced by the music the Pet Shop Boys had heard on their tour of South America the year before. Here I will be listening to one of two copies of the 2018 remastered version but I also have the original in my collection.

Back when it was released I had to force myself to like this album. The lead single "Before" was an immediate disappointment and I still don't enjoy it much. "Electricity" is hands down one of the worst tracks Neil and Chris have ever included on an album and "Metamorphosis" is a toe-curling rap that neither K-Klass nor Pet Shop Boys emerge from with much dignity. "A Red Letter Day" is a nice composition but a real mess when it comes to the production as the vocals are pushed too high in the mix and the God awful choir sound completely out of tune to my ears.

On the other hand, "It Always Comes as a Surprise" is a heartbreakingly beautiful song that is definitely the high watermark of this album. There are many elements to enjoy in this song with bossa nova beats, an epic Moog bassline and sincere lyrics that are delivered without a trace of irony. A masterpiece.

The production skills of Chris Porter are also to be found on the excellent "To Step Aside" which grooves along as Neil's considers what might happen if he were to give it all up. Johnny Marr adds a sparkle to "Up Against It" and "Saturday Night Forever" is much underrated. The success of the single "Se a vida é (That's the Way Life Is)" still surprises me, but there is no denying it has a life affirming charm and catchy melody. So there are some highlights here, but this material may not be easy listening for the casual observer. 3/5

One record at a time: 359. Pet Shop Boys - Alternative

"Alternative" is a triple album that collects together most of the b-sides and extra tracks issued on Pet Shop Boys singles between 1985 and 1995.

I bought my copy in 2005 for £11 which, for a record that seems to fetch over £200 today, seems a bit ridiculous. Yet in the halcyon days before the modern vinyl resurgence, nobody really wanted records like this and they could be bought quite cheaply. Unfortunately my copy is missing the sticker that originally sealed in the contents, but the discs themselves are immaculate. Given a choice of owning this copy or nothing, I will declare myself content.

The first five songs here seem to be a perfect illustration of the boys finding their feet as producers and songwriters. "A Man Could Get Arrested" is based on a track from the earliest days of their career and was written with Bobby Orlando. The clumsy "Disco Mix" of "That's My Impression" is their first foray into self production and "Paninaro" sees Chris triumphantly demonstrating his innate ability to write a cracking tune. By the time we hear the brilliant "Jack the Lad", "A New Life" and "Do I Have To?" it is clear Neil and Chris have entered their "imperial" phase and found it impossible to make a misstep. 

I remember reading a review of the single "So Hard" back in 1990 where the author bemoaned the fact that the b-side "It Must Be Obvious" was a wonderful song that had effectively been discarded. By including songs such as this on a compilation album it felt like Pet Shop Boys were acknowledging their legitimacy and branding them with the same guarantee of quality carried by the singles they backed. Things do drop off towards the end with "If Love Were All" and "What Keeps Mankind Alive?" dragging the score down a bit, but make no mistake this is a great record. 4/5

One record at a time: 358. Pet Shop Boys - Disco 2

*Sigh* Where do I start with "Disco 2"? You would think a remix album based upon the hugely popular album "Very" would be a winner wouldn't you? But no; "Disco 2" doesn't succeed on any level.

I knew this album was going to be a mess as soon as I bought it. Firstly, as a Pet Shop Boys fan and collector, I realised I already owned all of the music on the record (well it was a CD back then). The second issue I found was that one of the remixes was of a song not originally credited to Pet Shop Boys ("Absolutely Fabulous") and two tracks were associated with the album "Behaviour". Many songs are included more than once with "Yesterday, When I Was Mad" being represented no less than three times. 

The perfect mess is completed by a terrible continuous mix by Danny Rampling that has vinyl surface noise and some songs played at completely the wrong speed. I fully understand that Rampling needed to use traditional beat matching techniques (it was 1994 after all) but the end result sounds almost comical in places.

The remixes of this era are definitely not the highlight of the Pet Shop Boys back catalogue and the decision to include such terrors as the E Smoove mix of "Liberation", Junior Vasquez's take on "Yesterday When I Was Mad" or "I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing (DJ Pierre Wild Pitch Mix)" are as alarming as they are puzzling. 1/5