One record at a time: 188. Japan - Gentlemen Take Polaroids

Whilst I like this album, I don't like this particular version of it. Abbey Road half-speed remasters are sold as some kind of audiophile pressing that provide a superior listening experience. Yet every Abbey Road half-speed master I have heard has sounded AWFUL. I hate them.

This 2018 2-disc edition of "Gentlemen Take Polaroids" is so bad that the retailer had to send me a second copy of the first disc because tracks such as "Burning Bridges" has rotation noise on the intro, lots of loud clicks and terrible distortion throughout. When the sibilance dies down you can hear a song creeping out here and there, but its a pretty depressing experience (I may have exaggerated a little here but you get the idea. I wasn't too impressed by this rather expensive record).

So it is with a heavy heart that I drop the needle and listen to the title track. Whilst the first song is over seven minutes long, the time flies as layers of David's vocals and dreamy synth riffs wash over you. This song is one of the best the band recorded and I really enjoy it.

Another favourite is "Swing" which uses a Roland CR-78 alongside Steve's amazing drumming and Mick's splendid fretless bass. There's something about the melody and syncopation on this track that make it both beguiling to listen to and a testament to the musicianship of the band.

On the b-side of the first disc we hear the semi-instrumental "Burning Bridges" emerge from the cacophony of rotation noise, clicks and over saturation provided by this vinyl. I wouldn't mind the distraction of the additional noise if I enjoyed the music, but this track leaves me a little cold. "My New Career" rounds out the second disc with its quirky chorus and intricate synth work (all bathed in a light but annoying level of distortion thanks to the bad pressing).

"Methods of Dance" begins the second disc with the same synth sound that underpins the song "Quiet Life". Reusing such a distinctive sound is a curious choice but there is plenty of original ideas in this song to justify its existence (if not its seven minutes length). There's a cover of Marvin Gaye's "Aint That Peculiar" which definitely uses the same lyrics as the original, but there the similarity ends. I love Mick's bass here and to give this much maligned pressing due, this song sounds pretty good.

The triple meter "Nightporter" is a simple but mesmerising composition that demonstrates how good David Sylvian is as a songwriter. Despite its undeniable quality, this track feels a little laboured and drawn out. I get the feeling they were aiming to occupy a specific length of time rather than achieve an artistic goal here. The album finishes with the excellent "Taking Islands In Africa" which is a collaboration with Ryuichi Sakamoto. As you might expect the synth work on this track is imaginative and exquisitely realised.

As I mentioned on the review of "Quiet Life", the sound of a Japan record is very distinctive. There's no doubt the defining sonic characteristic of the band was the combination of Mick's fretless bass, Steve's drumming and David's vocals. On this record the synthesizers and keyboard work of Richard Barbieri and Ryuichi Sakamoto are allowed room to breathe and add a final sheen that was missing from earlier albums. There's hardly any guitar on this record and it sounds all the better for it. 4/5