One record at a time: 350. Pet Shop Boys - Please

At long last we reach the Pet Shop Boys section of my collection. I have a hefty selection of studio albums, remix albums, compilations, bootlegs and live recordings to work through over the coming months. As you can see from the picture, I also tend to have multiple copies of each album.

"Please" was Pet Shop Boys debut LP released in 1986 and here we have two copies of the original UK pressing (one to play, one as archive), two copies of the 2018 remastered version (one to play, one archive), the original USA pressing and a copy from Japan. I haven't yet bought one of the European versions with an enlarged photo on the sleeve as the last one I saw for sale was £80. Yes, I am a collector, but I am a frugal one.

I remember being amazed the first time I heard this album from a Maxell UR90 cassette back in the eighties as the boys go straight for the jugular with an electro infused masterpiece called "Two Divided by Zero". There's something magical about this song with its various bleeps, robot voices (sourced from a Sharp ELSI MATE EL-620 calculator) and tales of escape - I hadn't ever really heard anything like it before and I still think it sounds glorious almost forty years later.

Hot on the heels of the electrifying opener is the classic single "West End Girls". This remains an iconic moment of eighties pop and was recently voted the ultimate Pet Shop Boys track in an online poll for a national radio station. Next up is the equally iconic "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" which thunders along with samples of falling scaffolding, pounding basslines and mechanical beats pouring from the Fairlight CMI. The plethora of singles continues with "Love Comes Quickly" which is undoubtedly a beautiful song, but it lacked that killer edge that would have made it a bigger hit.

When I was at school your preference for the album version or the radically different single mix of "Suburbia" was a matter of contention. The intelligentsia preferred the no-frills album cut and the trendy pop crowd favoured the reworked Julian Mendelsohn mix. Personally I have fond memories of hearing the single mix on a cassette of "Now That's What I Call Music! 8" but the version featured here definitely has its merits. 

On the flip side there is a superfluous reprise of "Opportunities" before we launch into a series of less well known album tracks that tackle more adult themes. "Tonight is Forever" talks of enduring love, Neil points to the folly of "Violence" and "I Want a Lover" is unashamedly carnal. The final track "Why Don't We Live Together?" always baffled me in my youth as there doesn't seem to be any hidden meaning or ambiguity. Right from the start of the Pet Shop Boys career I seemed to have attuned myself to the veiled cynicism and subversive nature of Neil's lyrics; anything sincere left me wondering if I had missed the joke. This album really is the perfect melting pot of razor sharp lyrics, catchy tunes and state of the art eighties production. 5/5

The glittering prize isn't alive and kicking

I've never been a big fan of Simple Minds but having watched a documentary about them on YouTube recently I wanted to expand my collection a little. I already own a box set of "Street Fighting Years" and the "Glittering Prize" compilation on compact disc, but I hadn't really heard many of their other albums. 

 

I soon managed to order a 5 CD set that included most of their output on Virgin records and enjoyed it very much. However, when I went in search of older material such as "Empires and Dance", "Real to Real cacophony" or "Life in a day" I found them very hard to find. I would occasionally see FLAC files or old vinyl for sale, but getting your hands on a CD at a reasonable price can be quite hard. 

Even when physical media is being issued by record companies it comes at a premium price. Yes I would like to own "Sparkle in the Rain" on CD but I don't need a £75 four disc box set. Equally I am not prepared to shell out the seemingly random figure of £105.71 for a twenty year old copy of "Empires and Dance". 

As a customer in search of physical products the choice seems to be between deluxe editions designed for hardcore fans or paying exorbitant prices on the second hand market. All I want is an unadulterated CD with the ten album tracks. 

And the issue isn't limited to Simple Minds. Thomas Leer's masterpiece "The Scale of Ten" hasn't been available on CD for twenty years and is long overdue a reissue (ironically I would buy a 5 CD box set for £75 of this album) - but I'm not sure we will ever see it in physical form again. Swathes of Thomas Dolby's back catalogue aren't being issued on CD currently and let's not even start looking at Gary Numan's oeuvre. No, the world has moved on from physical media and it makes me sad.

One record at a time: 349. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Bauhaus Staircase

With this post we reach the final OMD records in my collection. "Bauhaus Staircase" was released in October 2023 and thanks the myriad of formats available it managed to reach number 2 in the UK album charts. 

I own the 'first edition' numbered yellow vinyl that was signed by Andy and Paul along with the split red and grey edition that was sold exclusively via their webstore. The 'first edition' remains sealed but the split colour copy is for playing.

At the time of release the band suggested this album could be their last studio recording. Whilst I have a feeing we will see a number of live albums released at the end of the current tour, it is a shame to think that another one of the artists I admire may choose to call it a day.

As with most of their recent albums "Bauhaus Staircase" offers us some great pop songs with heavy Kraftwerk influences. There are also one or two disposable instrumentals, a 'borrowed' idea and an old song that has been given a tweak. It has almost become the OMD album formula.

Highlights are undoubtedly the title track, "Look at you now", "Kleptocracy" and the magnificent "Veruschka". The single "Don't Go" was originally released to support the "Souvenir" compilation back in 2019 so its appearance here is a little surprising. Whilst admitting you like this song is a little frowned upon in the OMD fan community, I can't help but enjoy it. It might be best to describe "Slow Train" as 'being inspired' by Goldfrapp's "Train" - a track that permanently changed my eardrums when I heard it live back in 2010.

Personally I'm not too enamoured with the patronising "Anthropocene" or the equally annoying "Evolution of the Species", but they don't dent the fortunes of the album too much. If this is to be their last album then OMD can say the went out on a high. 4/5

One record at a time: 348. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Atmospheric and Greatest Hits - Live at the Royal Albert Hall

Released in 2023 this recording was created the previous year during two nights at the famed Royal Albert Hall. This version is pressed on three orange LPs and housed in an generous tri-fold sleeve - it's a pretty lavish package. 

Whilst this is yet another Live Here Now album, it is much better than the previous ones I have looked at. For a start the sleeve design is much improved and this record also seems to have actually received a full post production mix. We know this album was properly mixed as its release was delayed as a result of Paul Hamphreys moving house and his studio not being set up. 

There is another Royal Albert Hall Live Here Now album by OMD dating back to 2016, but this newer record seems to justify its existence by presenting different content. As the title suggests, there is a mixture of the usual hits and some tracks the band consider to be atmospheric. The hits are easy to discern and most of the usual suspects are present and correct. "Ghost Star", "Statues" and "Stanlow" do seem to fit neatly into the 'atmospheric' selection but I find it harder to discern how "Bunker Soldiers", "Red Frame / White Light" or even "Pretending to see the future" fit this category. 

Still, the mix is good and the performance polished. Whether this is enough to justify yet another live release is left to the individual to decide. 2/5

One record at a time: 347. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Live At Eventim Hammersmith Apollo

This translucent blue, triple vinyl set only exists for one reason - to make some cash. There's little artistic merit in this album as, whilst good, the performance is unremarkable. Essentially this is just another Live Here Now cash cow. 

For those who are unfamiliar with the concept, Live Here Now are a label that record concerts from the mixing desk and then release them under a licensing agreement with the artist. The benefit of this service is that albums can be made available almost immediately after the concert, with the down side being the unpolished and raw nature of the recordings.

I have mentioned the use of post production on live albums on this blog before. It's no secret that overdubs and edits are often used to present the best possible version of a live recording possible. Sometimes these changes amount to a little touching up (e.g. "101" by Depeche Mode or "Physical Presence" by Level 42) but it can also extend to outright subterfuge (e.g. "Destination Docklands" by Jean Michel Jarre or "Public Pressure" by Yellow Magic Orchestra).

This record however is totally unvarnished and every slight issue you would forgive in a live setting is preserved on disc. For instance, the snare drum on "Isotype" is far too loud and cuts into my eardrum like a razor blade. In fact all the live elements are allowed to dominate with the backing tracks left languishing in the background. The credits for the record do suggest Paul Humphreys mixed it, but it falls far below his usual standard if that is true. As this is such a mediocre recording, you might wonder why they went to all the trouble of pressing it on the audiophile's format of choice. Even more curious is my decision to buy it. 2/5

One record at a time: 346. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Souvenir

2019 was the fortieth year of OMD and this is the inevitable singles compilation to mark the anniversary. 

Here we have no less than three slabs of Optimal Media's finest heavyweight vinyl with a cut by Miles Showell at Abbey Road Studios. Yes the packaging is a little lifeless and dull, but the music sounds extraordinary and I have no hesitation in recommending this pressing. Looking back at the invoice I can see I paid a mere £25 for this album. What a bargain. 

The only minor quibble is the fact that the sleeve is rather large and doesn't fit into any conventional protective sleeves - but when that is the worst you can say of a record, you know it must be good.

"Souvenir" is quite comprehensive and features forgotten singles such as "Red Frame/White Light", "Shame" and "Never Turn Away" which are often omitted from lesser compilations. The initiated will appreciate the more exhaustive track listing and the passing fan will still be presented with all the hits they crave. Forty tacks is a lot to swallow in one go, but as the songs are presented chronologically and spread across three discs, this set is easy to dip in and out of. Highly recommended. 4/5

One record at a time: 345. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Live With The Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra

In 2017 OMD released a single called "What Have We Done". If that song had been made available a year later, it wouldn't have been unreasonable to assume it was a reference to this record.

You see "Live With The Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra" is something of a car crash and is probably the worst thing OMD have ever put out. Not only does this album sound bad, but the route to purchasing it also proved to be tortuous for me.

Back in 2018 I was an avid user of the Pledge Music platform and when this album was launched I decided to back it. What I didn't realise was that Pledge Music had begun experiencing severe financial issues and projects had begun to fall into trouble. 

On the scheduled release day this album was made available digitally with a promise of the vinyl arriving in the near future. However, as time went on it became increasingly apparent that I wasn't going to receive my records. From what I can discern, Pledge Music decided to use everyone's money (including that belonging to some artists) to keep themselves afloat and had stopped fulfilling orders.

To be honest, having heard the digital files of this album, I wasn't too worried about the absence of my triple clear vinyl and was resigned to the financial loss. Pledge Music was put into administration in the summer of 2019 and closed its doors soon after. During the death throws of the business I think there must some kind of clear out as my order was finally posted some six months after it was promised. I was both relieved and crestfallen in equal measure.

OMD seem to be entering into the same cycle that Gary Numan is stuck in where he releases an album, embarks on an extensive tour and then releases at least one (sometimes more) live album before starting the process all over again. I understand that the income model for musicians has changed and that nobody is forcing me to buy these records, but it does besmirch their legacy just a little bit. OMD existed for more than twenty years and ten studio albums without feeling the need to release a live recording. Yet since they reformed in 2006, we have had to endure at least seven of them.

In an attempt to break the monotony of their concerts and live albums, OMD decided to perform for two nights with the The Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra. The trouble with this idea is that OMD have never really used an orchestra in any of their records and very few of their songs lend themselves to such arrangements. When other artists attempt this sort of thing they tend to use the orchestra to augment the original production and create a more vibrant sound. "Orchesography" by Wang Chung or "Concrete" by Pet Shop Boys or are good examples of this approach. 

Unfortunately OMD went in a different direction and decided to rely solely on truly tortuous orchestral arrangements and some live vocals. Half of the time the orchestra sound out of tune with both each other and the vocalists. The finished recording is only slight above bootleg quality and it doesn't flinch in presenting every rough edge and bum note. Terrible stuff. 1/5