"Not The Actual Events" is the first in a trilogy of E.P.s released by Nine Inch Nails between 2016 and 2018. This vinyl edition comes in a sealed bag that contains a black powder designed to leave marks during the production process which means every sleeve is effectively unique. The main music contained on this release is pressed on one side of the LP and three tracks from the "The Downward Spiral" pressed on the flip side. The trick here is that the tracks on the flip side play in reverse.
We begin with "Branches/Bones" which comes in at under two minutes in length but what it lacks in duration it makes up for in noise levels. Second track "Dear World," sees Trent talking over burbling analogue synths until the stripped back chorus injects some more substantial melody. There's more weird noises and effects on "She's Gone Away" which creeps along in the most sinister way. You'd be forgiven for thinking the record was playing at the wrong speed when the chorus kicks which makes for one of the more interesting songs on this collection.
"The Idea of You" is a stilted and traditional heavy rock song that even features Dave Grohl on drums as the final cliche. There's some thinly veiled plagiarism on "Burning Bright" which takes elements of the guitar riff from Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" and tortures us with it for nearly six minutes.
There's nothing too offensive on here, but there's nothing that is going to set the world on fire either. Everything is middling and vaguely unimpressive. I guess this is why the band encourage us to listen to this record loud: the volume might somehow detract from the slightly mediocre content. 2.5/5
